1 00:01:04,954 --> 00:01:08,910 (company on bridge) -Happy birthday! Happy birthday! 2 00:01:12,491 --> 00:01:14,581 Katya! Katya! Katya! 3 00:01:15,570 --> 00:01:17,594 (shouting merrily) 4 00:01:19,347 --> 00:01:20,847 (cork pops) 5 00:01:23,015 --> 00:01:24,515 -Hey, upstairs! 6 00:01:24,765 --> 00:01:27,429 -Come on, man, don't get stuffy! It's my birthday! 7 00:01:27,679 --> 00:01:30,367 -What are you doing? There's people here! -Want some champagne? 8 00:01:30,617 --> 00:01:32,295 Guys, give the athletes a drink! 9 00:01:33,936 --> 00:01:35,869 -What are you guys, nuts? 10 00:01:36,849 --> 00:01:39,118 I'll be right up! -You're boring! 11 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,573 Come on, take a salute in my honor! 12 00:01:48,689 --> 00:01:50,823 (chanting) -Katya! Katya! Katya! 13 00:01:53,242 --> 00:01:54,742 -Hello, young people! 14 00:01:55,535 --> 00:01:57,902 Hello, I say, young people. -Hello. 15 00:01:58,152 --> 00:02:00,181 -What are we hooliganizing? Who was shooting? 16 00:02:01,890 --> 00:02:05,149 -Я! Arrest me, Comrade Officer! 17 00:02:05,843 --> 00:02:08,884 -Ah, you're, like, the cockiest one here? Come on, let's go for a walk. 18 00:02:09,134 --> 00:02:12,437 -Oh, your arms are so strong! -Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. -Yes, yes, yes, yes, let's go. 19 00:02:12,687 --> 00:02:16,163 -Guys, let's stay together, meet me on the terrace in an hour! 20 00:02:18,239 --> 00:02:20,336 Oh, you're on a boat, too? 21 00:02:20,621 --> 00:02:24,245 Topchick, what. You want to go for a ride? -Of course, baby. Anything for you. 22 00:02:24,495 --> 00:02:25,995 Come on, be careful. 23 00:02:26,678 --> 00:02:29,363 -Let's sit down. -Do you have anything to drink on your boat? 24 00:02:29,613 --> 00:02:33,929 -Now we'll get to the cell, there's a mini-bar, hammam, karaoke, everything. Just be patient. 25 00:02:35,067 --> 00:02:37,848 Ivanovich, there's a hooligan there's a hooligan on the Blue Bridge... 26 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:41,083 (energetic music) 27 00:02:45,789 --> 00:02:47,289 -Halt! 28 00:02:48,141 --> 00:02:49,641 -Are you retarded? 29 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:52,600 (The Hatters - "No Rules") 30 00:03:12,487 --> 00:03:15,311 (police, on loudspeaker) -Stop right now! 31 00:03:26,415 --> 00:03:28,993 I order you, kill the engine! 32 00:03:35,443 --> 00:03:37,841 (police siren) 33 00:03:48,053 --> 00:03:51,061 Cover her! Cover her! Block it! 34 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,875 -Down, down, down! 35 00:04:10,282 --> 00:04:11,782 (Katya) -Oops! 36 00:04:30,328 --> 00:04:32,753 (police siren) 37 00:04:43,046 --> 00:04:45,488 -Did you have a nice ride, girl? -Yeah. Get out, we're here. 38 00:04:45,738 --> 00:04:49,052 -Shh, shh, shh. Get your hands off me! I'm actually a victim, too. 39 00:04:49,302 --> 00:04:50,965 -Guys, knit her up. -Come here. 40 00:04:51,321 --> 00:04:54,680 (TV announcer) -Today, the daughter of a federal official 41 00:04:54,930 --> 00:04:57,814 hit a summer cafe in St. Petersburg. 42 00:04:58,064 --> 00:05:00,333 The accident was miraculously without casualties. 43 00:05:00,583 --> 00:05:03,155 -How many stories we've seen about spoiled majors! 44 00:05:03,405 --> 00:05:06,279 They got away with it. We thought there was nothing we could do about them. 45 00:05:06,529 --> 00:05:09,729 But that was before the Ekaterina Novikova case. Good evening! 46 00:05:10,878 --> 00:05:12,515 You hold a high office. 47 00:05:12,766 --> 00:05:16,428 Tell me, was there any temptation to interfere in any way with your daughter's case? 48 00:05:17,506 --> 00:05:20,615 -High office is first and foremost a responsibility, 49 00:05:21,133 --> 00:05:22,633 not a privilege. 50 00:05:22,884 --> 00:05:26,407 A crime has been committed. So there will be punishment. 51 00:05:26,819 --> 00:05:28,753 (audience applause) 52 00:05:30,888 --> 00:05:34,811 -The theft of a watercraft, resisting police, hooliganism, 53 00:05:35,061 --> 00:05:38,514 willful destruction of property in a generally dangerous manner. 54 00:05:39,825 --> 00:05:41,325 -I'm very embarrassed. 55 00:05:41,576 --> 00:05:43,516 I'm prepared to suffer any punishment. 56 00:05:43,767 --> 00:05:46,395 -Based on the foregoing. the court rules: 57 00:05:46,646 --> 00:05:50,123 to find Yekaterina Sergeevna Novikova guilty 58 00:05:50,638 --> 00:05:53,325 and impose a sentence imprisonment 59 00:05:53,575 --> 00:05:55,075 for a period of two years 60 00:05:55,777 --> 00:05:59,029 with serving time in a correctional colony general regime. 61 00:06:02,652 --> 00:06:04,942 (journalists) -Tatiana Vasilyevna, may I ask you a question? 62 00:06:05,193 --> 00:06:07,507 -Tell me what you're feeling right now. -Tatiana Vasilyevna! 63 00:06:07,758 --> 00:06:11,241 -It's very hard for me as a mother right now. 64 00:06:12,475 --> 00:06:14,086 Two years in prison. 65 00:06:15,827 --> 00:06:18,791 But that's fair. My daughter committed a crime, 66 00:06:19,042 --> 00:06:21,268 and she should be punished. 67 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:24,300 -So your daughter will be serving real time? 68 00:06:24,684 --> 00:06:26,194 -The law is the same for everyone. 69 00:06:27,511 --> 00:06:29,617 She'll be in jail. 70 00:06:39,303 --> 00:06:40,803 -Look! 71 00:06:55,428 --> 00:06:57,320 Oh, look, a cow! 72 00:06:57,889 --> 00:07:00,813 Can you get me some milk out of it later? -Yeah, I will. 73 00:07:02,514 --> 00:07:05,014 -Oh, the local disco. Uh-huh. 74 00:07:07,467 --> 00:07:08,967 -Water treatments! 75 00:07:10,757 --> 00:07:12,257 Just what you need. Uh-huh. 76 00:07:12,906 --> 00:07:14,476 (coachman) -Stop, stop! 77 00:07:14,726 --> 00:07:17,626 -Welcome, dear guests. -Hello. 78 00:07:18,878 --> 00:07:20,489 -Welcome your baggage. 79 00:07:23,568 --> 00:07:25,068 Come on in. 80 00:07:27,636 --> 00:07:29,756 Welcome! -Class! 81 00:07:30,169 --> 00:07:31,669 -This is where we have the oven. 82 00:07:33,212 --> 00:07:36,319 Here's the cot. It's soft! 83 00:07:36,975 --> 00:07:38,475 The viands are on the table. 84 00:07:38,725 --> 00:07:42,560 There's a torch. The torch is next to it. If there is anything unclear, we will advise you. 85 00:07:42,810 --> 00:07:45,514 -What about water? Isn't there running water? -You're insulting me! -You're insulting me! 86 00:07:46,114 --> 00:07:48,901 The caddy is 20 liters! Key water. 87 00:07:50,414 --> 00:07:52,482 I'd like your cell phones, please. -Ah, yes. 88 00:07:54,242 --> 00:07:55,742 (knocking on window) 89 00:07:58,760 --> 00:08:01,532 -Hello, Pavel Sergeyevich! -To what do we owe you? 90 00:08:01,782 --> 00:08:03,621 Oh, that's me on automatic. What's wrong? 91 00:08:03,871 --> 00:08:06,783 -I got the numbers from last month, here's what happened. 92 00:08:07,033 --> 00:08:09,930 Are we an eco-hotel or a charitable organization? 93 00:08:10,180 --> 00:08:12,208 Why the fuck are we operating at a loss? 94 00:08:12,458 --> 00:08:14,406 -My bad. Oh, uh, sorry. 95 00:08:14,656 --> 00:08:17,834 Yeah, we're a little short on guests. And we don't have anything new to offer. 96 00:08:18,084 --> 00:08:20,630 And the second time to walk around in laptops. people don't come. 97 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:23,473 -Why aren't we offering anything new? Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 98 00:08:24,151 --> 00:08:26,249 Why am I even talking to you? 99 00:08:26,655 --> 00:08:28,155 Where's the manager? 100 00:08:28,461 --> 00:08:29,961 -Grigory Pavlovich has left. 101 00:08:31,622 --> 00:08:33,578 Dubai. -How did you leave? 102 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:37,257 (music from the opera Carmen) 103 00:08:46,194 --> 00:08:48,486 -Goosey, lapti, 104 00:08:49,311 --> 00:08:50,811 radishes, 105 00:08:51,191 --> 00:08:52,691 the kingpin, 106 00:08:53,920 --> 00:08:55,420 malahay. 107 00:08:55,966 --> 00:08:57,704 Do you know what a malakhai is? 108 00:08:58,489 --> 00:09:00,586 -What? -The Taj Mahal? 109 00:09:02,414 --> 00:09:04,452 -It's a winter hat. 110 00:09:05,562 --> 00:09:08,139 That's the hat I sometimes wear to VIP clients. 111 00:09:09,503 --> 00:09:11,003 In a malakhay. 112 00:09:12,439 --> 00:09:13,939 And, pay attention... 113 00:09:14,522 --> 00:09:16,837 Attention! In a zipun. 114 00:09:17,605 --> 00:09:21,265 ...And my dad says it's just a job. That's the business. 115 00:09:21,919 --> 00:09:24,751 And you have to learn to get a high out of it. 116 00:09:27,784 --> 00:09:29,642 How can you get high in a zippo? 117 00:09:42,256 --> 00:09:45,450 I feel like like I'm not living a real life, 118 00:09:46,389 --> 00:09:48,810 but stuck in the past forever. 119 00:09:49,783 --> 00:09:52,798 -Grisha, you're annoying! Did you come here to whine? 120 00:09:53,049 --> 00:09:54,631 Why don't we hang out? 121 00:09:56,918 --> 00:09:58,418 -I don't feel like it. 122 00:09:58,668 --> 00:10:01,552 -What do you mean, you don't want to? Why did you bring me here? 123 00:10:03,834 --> 00:10:05,693 -I'm asking myself that question too. 124 00:10:07,881 --> 00:10:09,381 (cell phone ringing) 125 00:10:11,088 --> 00:10:12,588 Oops. 126 00:10:15,229 --> 00:10:16,729 Uh, hello? 127 00:10:16,979 --> 00:10:18,590 (Dad) -Grisha, where the fuck are you? 128 00:10:23,784 --> 00:10:25,284 -please. 129 00:10:30,178 --> 00:10:32,838 Good afternoon. Welcome. -Hello. Ouch! 130 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:34,766 -Are you all right? 131 00:10:35,016 --> 00:10:36,535 (drunken voice) -Me? 132 00:10:36,806 --> 00:10:40,199 I'm flying a jet for fifty euros. I'm fine. 133 00:10:40,743 --> 00:10:42,243 What about you? 134 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:47,029 While you're thinking about it, why don't you go get me a Prosecco? 135 00:10:54,294 --> 00:10:55,794 All right! 136 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:58,621 Dear rich people! 137 00:10:59,901 --> 00:11:02,763 Thick-skinned and thick-skinned. 138 00:11:03,456 --> 00:11:04,956 Listen, I have an idea. 139 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:08,809 Nobody wants to go back from Dubai to this Russia of ours? 140 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:11,907 So let's not fly. 141 00:11:12,848 --> 00:11:14,348 Here we go... 142 00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,848 to Paris! We'll eat oysters. 143 00:11:19,326 --> 00:11:20,826 You got it? 144 00:11:21,076 --> 00:11:22,505 Unanimous! 145 00:11:22,755 --> 00:11:24,184 Ouch! 146 00:11:24,434 --> 00:11:27,653 Mashul, come on, you can't sneak up on me like that. 147 00:11:28,594 --> 00:11:30,094 Well, bring a new one. 148 00:11:30,344 --> 00:11:31,844 It's not the last one. 149 00:11:33,230 --> 00:11:35,895 Alexei! Alyoshenka! 150 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:39,155 Change course to Paris! All in favor. 151 00:11:44,463 --> 00:11:47,728 Nobody wants to go back from Dubai to this Russia of ours? 152 00:11:47,978 --> 00:11:49,868 So let's not fly. -And what? 153 00:11:50,936 --> 00:11:54,267 -What do you mean "what," Dad? That's the girl who hit the restaurant. 154 00:11:54,517 --> 00:11:56,017 She almost killed me! 155 00:11:56,885 --> 00:11:58,751 There was a trial, she sat down - sort of. 156 00:12:00,211 --> 00:12:03,866 You don't resent that? -I resent that you're losing business! -I resent that you're losing business! 157 00:12:04,116 --> 00:12:07,292 He pinned it all on that redhead, and he flew off to warm his cockles. 158 00:12:08,214 --> 00:12:11,203 -Dad, that's not what I'm talking about. -That's what I'm talking about. 159 00:12:12,281 --> 00:12:15,872 What are you gonna live on, anyway? I'm shutting down the village. 160 00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:19,288 -How do you close it? -I bought a palace! 161 00:12:19,909 --> 00:12:21,409 А? -Did you buy it? 162 00:12:21,932 --> 00:12:23,432 -Well, rented. 163 00:12:23,879 --> 00:12:25,379 For 200 years. 164 00:12:26,174 --> 00:12:28,133 It's going to be a hotel, a historic hotel. 165 00:12:28,384 --> 00:12:32,030 Marble, stucco, gilding-- all native, all real. 166 00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:36,366 The people who come here will feel like nobility! 167 00:12:36,616 --> 00:12:39,090 Like aristocrats! White bone! 168 00:12:39,384 --> 00:12:40,886 -Mm-hmm, I see. 169 00:12:41,137 --> 00:12:43,959 -Original parquet from the 19th century. The chandelier is 18th. 170 00:12:44,210 --> 00:12:45,964 I'll have numbers here: 171 00:12:47,207 --> 00:12:50,751 "Tsarsky", "Imperial", "Rasputinsky". 172 00:12:51,246 --> 00:12:52,756 For large companies. 173 00:12:55,401 --> 00:12:57,919 -Have you made up your mind about the village? 174 00:12:58,575 --> 00:13:00,075 -You're upset, aren't you? 175 00:13:00,325 --> 00:13:03,890 -Well, now that we're closing, why don't we do a project in there? 176 00:13:05,929 --> 00:13:08,252 -What project? -Our project. Correctional. 177 00:13:08,947 --> 00:13:12,447 Let's rehabilitate that little brat. Three days of whipping will bring her to her senses in no time. 178 00:13:12,697 --> 00:13:16,209 -You know who should be whipped? -You know who should be whipped? You! To bring you to your senses. 179 00:13:16,459 --> 00:13:18,198 We shut down those projects a long time ago! 180 00:13:18,605 --> 00:13:21,828 And you're willing to do whatever the hell you want, as long as you don't have to work. 181 00:13:29,465 --> 00:13:33,114 -It's a shame. I liked it here. I got used to it. It's all because of you. 182 00:13:34,567 --> 00:13:36,078 -To look for a job again. 183 00:13:36,538 --> 00:13:38,349 -Come on, stop whining. 184 00:13:38,599 --> 00:13:40,730 I have an idea. Here, look. 185 00:13:41,798 --> 00:13:44,117 -And Carabas-Barabas is left with a nose! 186 00:13:44,367 --> 00:13:45,867 Ha ha ha! 187 00:13:53,275 --> 00:13:54,900 -Hi, hi! -Ay! 188 00:13:57,491 --> 00:13:58,991 -Ho-ho-ho-ho! Hi! 189 00:13:59,241 --> 00:14:00,741 You okay in here? 190 00:14:02,312 --> 00:14:03,916 -And the dog is happy... 191 00:14:04,373 --> 00:14:07,699 -Happier. -And your dog is happy! 192 00:14:08,166 --> 00:14:09,666 -Okay, cut. 193 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:12,694 -Today, the daughter of a federal official 194 00:14:12,944 --> 00:14:15,609 has made a hit-and-run on a summer cafe in St. Petersburg. 195 00:14:15,859 --> 00:14:17,916 The accident was miraculously without casualties. 196 00:14:18,166 --> 00:14:19,842 -Well, what do you think? 197 00:14:20,669 --> 00:14:23,740 -No, that's great. Do you have the money for all this? 198 00:14:24,228 --> 00:14:26,788 -Don't worry about it. Money's not a problem. 199 00:14:28,199 --> 00:14:31,443 (recording) -Let's go to Paris! Let's eat oysters. 200 00:14:32,043 --> 00:14:34,215 Adopted? Unanimous! 201 00:14:36,533 --> 00:14:38,727 -How much do you want for this video? 202 00:14:43,834 --> 00:14:45,334 -Not at all. 203 00:14:46,160 --> 00:14:48,886 I didn't come here to blackmail you. 204 00:14:50,931 --> 00:14:52,431 I'm here to help. 205 00:14:53,129 --> 00:14:56,246 - "Help"? -Yes. -I've been in a similar situation myself. 206 00:14:57,304 --> 00:14:59,479 I know exactly how you feel. 207 00:14:59,812 --> 00:15:02,570 You do realize that prison isn't going to fix your daughter. 208 00:15:02,899 --> 00:15:05,215 You got her off, you fooled everybody. 209 00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:08,300 But you don't understand how you're supposed to go on. 210 00:15:08,550 --> 00:15:11,266 You don't like what your daughter has become. 211 00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:14,109 You're looking for-- -My daughter is fine. 212 00:15:15,428 --> 00:15:17,601 -А? -She's a normal girl. 213 00:15:18,043 --> 00:15:19,543 Just like everyone else. 214 00:15:21,881 --> 00:15:24,361 -But she committed a crime. 215 00:15:25,317 --> 00:15:26,817 -So what? 216 00:15:33,900 --> 00:15:35,482 Is our meeting over? 217 00:15:36,179 --> 00:15:37,679 The door's that way. 218 00:15:51,975 --> 00:15:54,433 -How much will you pay me for this video? 219 00:15:58,752 --> 00:16:00,252 -What's the food like? 220 00:16:01,109 --> 00:16:02,609 -Normal. 221 00:16:04,479 --> 00:16:06,098 Bad. Unpalatable. 222 00:16:07,616 --> 00:16:09,116 -It's your own fault. 223 00:16:09,879 --> 00:16:11,379 She deserves it. 224 00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:14,949 -Okay, Mom. It's good to see you. I gotta get back to my cell. 225 00:16:15,199 --> 00:16:16,699 (whispering) -To the barracks. 226 00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:21,642 -Okay, Mom. It's good to see you. I gotta get back to the barracks. 227 00:16:24,286 --> 00:16:26,293 -Have we had enough? -That's enough, that's enough. 228 00:16:26,543 --> 00:16:28,330 We've already watered a full meter. 229 00:16:28,580 --> 00:16:31,784 Don't worry, we're gonna edit it and put it on all the channels. 230 00:16:32,034 --> 00:16:33,515 -And publics. -Naturally. 231 00:16:33,765 --> 00:16:36,807 -Couldn't you fly in peace? Without attracting attention. 232 00:16:38,343 --> 00:16:42,041 -Mom, I didn't have to come at all. -Mom. You need this horse-and-carriage circus. 233 00:16:42,291 --> 00:16:44,868 -Do you want me? Why don't you stay and sit? 234 00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:47,367 -I can't, I'm late for my manicure. -I can't. 235 00:16:49,491 --> 00:16:51,102 -You could at least say thank you. 236 00:16:52,564 --> 00:16:54,064 -What for? 237 00:16:59,436 --> 00:17:00,936 (flat tire pops) 238 00:17:16,757 --> 00:17:20,383 -Girl, is there a problem? -Hello. -Hello. Oh, shit, I got a piercing. 239 00:17:20,908 --> 00:17:23,397 -Let me see? -Thank you very much. 240 00:17:33,953 --> 00:17:36,470 (mysterious music) 241 00:17:49,850 --> 00:17:52,427 -All right, we're going to go with the old tried-and-true pattern. 242 00:17:52,776 --> 00:17:56,036 She's a serf to an abusive landlord. That's you. 243 00:17:56,286 --> 00:18:01,116 You are the spoiled children of this landowner. Your job is to make her life unbearable. 244 00:18:01,366 --> 00:18:03,035 You can do it. I know you can. 245 00:18:03,285 --> 00:18:06,295 And you're gonna be making in a dirty way all the time. 246 00:18:06,895 --> 00:18:09,372 And you're a simple stable boy, you'll protect her. 247 00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,052 She'll fall in love with you. 248 00:18:11,302 --> 00:18:13,579 Because of jealousy, you'll give him up as a soldier. 249 00:18:13,829 --> 00:18:16,304 To save you, she will marry you, 250 00:18:16,554 --> 00:18:18,054 and you'll run away together. That's it! 251 00:18:18,614 --> 00:18:20,114 -What am I supposed to do? 252 00:18:20,546 --> 00:18:23,228 -And you. act on the situation. -Yeah. 253 00:18:23,935 --> 00:18:27,117 -A feat? I mean, at the end of the project. at the end of the project. 254 00:18:27,367 --> 00:18:30,462 -Yes. -Well, I told you she'd marry you. -Yes. 255 00:18:31,024 --> 00:18:32,524 Isn't that a feat? 256 00:18:32,858 --> 00:18:34,358 All right, let's get to work! 257 00:18:35,474 --> 00:18:37,104 (man) -Hey! 258 00:18:38,328 --> 00:18:39,828 Hey! 259 00:18:44,698 --> 00:18:46,502 You awake, daughter of the dog? 260 00:18:47,597 --> 00:18:50,016 Come on, get up, stop lying on your side. 261 00:18:50,569 --> 00:18:52,270 -Ugh, you're so mean. 262 00:18:54,332 --> 00:18:56,326 -I said get up! It'll be worse! 263 00:18:57,734 --> 00:18:59,234 -Oh, man, it stinks! 264 00:18:59,670 --> 00:19:01,887 -Barin told me to send you to work. 265 00:19:04,710 --> 00:19:06,210 -Work? 266 00:19:07,287 --> 00:19:08,787 Me? 267 00:19:09,889 --> 00:19:11,389 А... 268 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:15,043 I got it. 269 00:19:16,279 --> 00:19:17,779 It's a hallucination. 270 00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:22,181 Okay, lie down. 271 00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:24,633 Stay down until it goes away. 272 00:19:28,451 --> 00:19:30,179 -What are we doing? What's the plan? 273 00:19:30,429 --> 00:19:32,998 -If she won't get up on her own. pull her up by her leg. 274 00:19:33,248 --> 00:19:34,859 No, better yet, by the hair. 275 00:19:35,209 --> 00:19:38,346 -I can't do that. She's a girl. I have a daughter her age. 276 00:19:38,596 --> 00:19:40,333 -She's not a girl, she's a monster. 277 00:19:40,774 --> 00:19:43,193 Okay, let's do it then... -Grisha, where's the author? 278 00:19:43,443 --> 00:19:45,329 And the script in print? 279 00:19:45,579 --> 00:19:47,832 -Why do you need a script, I told you everything. 280 00:19:48,082 --> 00:19:49,511 -And the lines and. 281 00:19:49,761 --> 00:19:51,559 -Improvise, you're actors. 282 00:19:52,224 --> 00:19:55,804 -Hey, aren't we a little short on extras? -No. Two cripples walking around the village. 283 00:19:56,054 --> 00:19:57,972 And anyway, what kind of a gentleman am I without a shower? 284 00:19:58,495 --> 00:20:01,252 -Where's the psychologist? Who's in charge, you? 285 00:20:01,731 --> 00:20:03,231 -Why? 286 00:20:04,782 --> 00:20:06,293 -So, I'll be right there. 287 00:20:10,417 --> 00:20:11,917 -What's that hoodie? 288 00:20:13,625 --> 00:20:16,262 -Do we even have a client? Her mom gave her money for the project? 289 00:20:16,815 --> 00:20:19,862 -Mom had a problem. But it doesn't matter. 290 00:20:20,112 --> 00:20:22,120 I've got money. For the first time. 291 00:20:22,866 --> 00:20:24,904 -For the first time, how long? 292 00:20:39,528 --> 00:20:41,028 -What's that hole? 293 00:20:41,278 --> 00:20:42,841 -I got it covered, guys. 294 00:20:43,091 --> 00:20:46,768 Let's not waste time, let's do something! Otherwise they'll start looking for her. 295 00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:48,518 (all) -Search? 296 00:21:02,739 --> 00:21:06,060 -So her mom doesn't even know? -Did we steal a man? 297 00:21:06,311 --> 00:21:07,817 -This... -It's an article! 298 00:21:08,068 --> 00:21:10,716 -That depends on how you look at it. -Grisha, what have you gotten us into? 299 00:21:10,966 --> 00:21:12,577 -Guys, I can explain. 300 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:14,821 -I'm not a part of this. 301 00:21:21,256 --> 00:21:22,756 (Katya) -Hey! 302 00:21:26,202 --> 00:21:27,702 Hey! 303 00:21:40,379 --> 00:21:42,745 -You can't start a project just because you feel like it! 304 00:21:42,995 --> 00:21:45,871 -What's "want" got to do with it? It's an injustice! 305 00:21:46,283 --> 00:21:48,221 She almost killed me! And she didn't sit down. 306 00:21:48,471 --> 00:21:51,002 -She's not sitting down, but we are! -We are! -That's right. 307 00:21:51,252 --> 00:21:52,897 -What's this got to do with us? -Collaboration! 308 00:21:53,147 --> 00:21:54,696 -No, I'm not ready. -Neither am I. 309 00:21:54,947 --> 00:21:57,198 -Who's going to ask you? They'll put you in jail, and that's it! 310 00:22:02,115 --> 00:22:04,024 (voices whispering) -What do we do? 311 00:22:04,274 --> 00:22:06,011 -Come on, come on, move your heels. 312 00:22:07,730 --> 00:22:09,230 -Woman! 313 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,650 (quietly) -What do I do? -I don't know, let's go. 314 00:22:11,900 --> 00:22:13,487 -Look, where am I? 315 00:22:13,833 --> 00:22:15,333 What's going on? 316 00:22:16,115 --> 00:22:18,538 Oh, wait a minute! 317 00:22:18,849 --> 00:22:20,379 -Why are you swimming? 318 00:22:20,629 --> 00:22:22,129 Are we a team or not? 319 00:22:22,498 --> 00:22:24,356 Actually, I was counting on you! 320 00:22:26,021 --> 00:22:27,521 -Oh, where is she? -Oh, where is she? 321 00:22:38,704 --> 00:22:40,944 (restless music) 322 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,923 -Ah! -Let go! 323 00:22:49,411 --> 00:22:51,928 -Where are you going? -Grandpa, are you out of your mind? 324 00:22:52,310 --> 00:22:53,921 Let go, you're hurting me! 325 00:22:54,310 --> 00:22:56,138 You hear that? It hurts! 326 00:22:57,697 --> 00:23:01,293 Uh, let me out, you hear me? Let me out! 327 00:23:02,081 --> 00:23:03,963 What the hell is going on, where am I? 328 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:11,890 -Thanks for coming back. Good for you! 329 00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:15,682 -What were my options? She saw me, I'm not gonna bounce back now. 330 00:23:15,932 --> 00:23:18,191 -You're the ones who are gonna shut it down, and we're outta here. 331 00:23:18,441 --> 00:23:20,107 -Okay, go, go, go. 332 00:23:20,670 --> 00:23:22,588 You have such an interesting life. 333 00:23:23,591 --> 00:23:25,091 Pinocchio. 334 00:23:26,524 --> 00:23:28,024 Dog food. 335 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:31,509 The door to the restaurant won't open on its own, will it? 336 00:23:31,819 --> 00:23:33,737 And I will see this project through. 337 00:23:34,596 --> 00:23:39,084 Because I don't want to spend my whole life doing all this crap. 338 00:23:40,943 --> 00:23:42,682 I want to do something important. 339 00:23:43,639 --> 00:23:45,735 Something useful, something worthwhile. 340 00:23:45,985 --> 00:23:47,485 So that the father... 341 00:23:51,774 --> 00:23:53,274 proud of me. 342 00:24:03,757 --> 00:24:05,257 -Grisha, 343 00:24:05,866 --> 00:24:08,163 I realize that, of course. But you're not embarrassed, 344 00:24:08,413 --> 00:24:11,944 that we just started and she's already gone? -That's good, that's great! 345 00:24:12,194 --> 00:24:14,471 What do we give a villein for running away? 346 00:24:16,648 --> 00:24:18,854 -So, execution. -Execution! 347 00:24:19,614 --> 00:24:23,569 We're gonna give her a good scare. she'll believe she's in the past. 348 00:24:23,819 --> 00:24:25,421 And then it's a matter of technique. 349 00:24:25,671 --> 00:24:27,254 -Grisha, what execution? 350 00:24:27,654 --> 00:24:31,269 It's a whole story. It's a scaffold, an executioner. That's cooking. 351 00:24:31,519 --> 00:24:33,848 -Grisha, can't we think of something simpler? 352 00:24:34,098 --> 00:24:36,305 -Let's not hang her up, please. 353 00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:39,155 -I agree. We won't hang him. 354 00:24:41,995 --> 00:24:43,495 We'll burn it. 355 00:24:45,448 --> 00:24:48,886 -Are you guys really gonna burn me? You're all going to fucking jail! 356 00:24:49,136 --> 00:24:50,636 Untie... 357 00:24:51,008 --> 00:24:54,098 -I have my orders. -Untie me! Police! 358 00:24:54,522 --> 00:24:56,888 Police! What the hell are you doing! 359 00:24:57,138 --> 00:24:59,820 What have I done to you? I don't want to die! 360 00:25:00,329 --> 00:25:03,454 Help me! Help me! 361 00:25:04,305 --> 00:25:07,124 (Katya screams) 362 00:25:08,960 --> 00:25:11,740 -Come on, it's perfect, it's done. Light it up! 363 00:25:12,429 --> 00:25:14,293 -Grisha, maybe we shouldn't? 364 00:25:14,543 --> 00:25:17,268 -Grish, she's already scared enough as it is. Will you stop it? 365 00:25:17,518 --> 00:25:20,256 -I can't watch this. Let me go untie her. 366 00:25:20,506 --> 00:25:22,009 Like a pardon from the lord. 367 00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,714 -It's not enough, guys, you gotta push it. To be sure. 368 00:25:24,965 --> 00:25:27,063 -Grisha, is the fire a stuntman's fire? 369 00:25:28,391 --> 00:25:29,891 -Naturally. 370 00:25:30,141 --> 00:25:33,332 All right, go ahead and light it. It should be fine. 371 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:35,071 - "Should be"? 372 00:25:35,322 --> 00:25:38,075 -Police! Let me go! 373 00:25:40,399 --> 00:25:41,899 -No, I won't. 374 00:25:42,295 --> 00:25:44,512 -Guys, this is not the way to fix a man. 375 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:49,133 We should burn it! 376 00:25:52,337 --> 00:25:53,918 All right, I'll do it. 377 00:25:59,943 --> 00:26:01,844 (solemn music) 378 00:26:02,094 --> 00:26:03,607 -Salute, stop music. 379 00:26:03,858 --> 00:26:05,358 (music stops) 380 00:26:08,781 --> 00:26:10,609 Well, what are you waiting for? 381 00:26:11,405 --> 00:26:13,868 -that you would ask us anything. 382 00:26:14,118 --> 00:26:15,946 -Ah, okay, I'll ask. 383 00:26:17,205 --> 00:26:19,962 What the fuck did you guys come here for? -Told you so. 384 00:26:20,305 --> 00:26:22,955 -And I told you that we have problems and we need a counselor. 385 00:26:23,205 --> 00:26:26,351 -And I told you, I'm not a psychologist, I'm a scientist. 386 00:26:26,685 --> 00:26:31,224 -I told you I'm not going to a psychologist. -Well, he says he's not a psychologist. -He's not a psychologist. 387 00:26:31,475 --> 00:26:32,975 He's also our friend. 388 00:26:33,558 --> 00:26:36,135 -And he's also your ex-husband. -You may soon be an ex-husband, too. 389 00:26:36,385 --> 00:26:39,607 So you'll have a lot to talk about. -Are you getting a divorce? 390 00:26:40,623 --> 00:26:42,123 -Are we getting a divorce? 391 00:26:44,344 --> 00:26:46,682 -Leo, what's new in science? 392 00:26:46,969 --> 00:26:50,629 -What about science? It's like everywhere else-- mess and corruption. 393 00:26:50,894 --> 00:26:52,572 I had to look into genetics. 394 00:26:53,342 --> 00:26:55,195 I'm looking for the greed gene. 395 00:26:57,148 --> 00:27:00,765 -Nastya, are we getting a divorce? I don't understand your statement. 396 00:27:01,015 --> 00:27:02,515 (cell phone ringing) 397 00:27:02,871 --> 00:27:04,371 Artem, I'm busy, yeah. 398 00:27:06,231 --> 00:27:07,731 What? 399 00:27:08,567 --> 00:27:11,137 (menacing music) 400 00:27:17,757 --> 00:27:19,257 (all gasp) 401 00:27:22,885 --> 00:27:24,385 (Katya screams) 402 00:27:24,635 --> 00:27:26,135 (mute) 403 00:27:28,887 --> 00:27:31,882 -Help! Help me! 404 00:27:57,073 --> 00:27:59,631 -Wake up? You awake, son? Good! 405 00:27:59,881 --> 00:28:03,039 I want you to look me in the eye when I strangle you! 406 00:28:03,289 --> 00:28:06,313 -Hush, hush. -He's the father, he has the right to strangle her. 407 00:28:06,563 --> 00:28:08,174 -Why did you knock me out? 408 00:28:08,487 --> 00:28:10,981 They've brought in more of them. This is going to be a criticism! 409 00:28:11,231 --> 00:28:13,282 -How am I supposed to clean up this mess? 410 00:28:13,532 --> 00:28:15,913 Uh, I'll-- -That's it, that's it. 411 00:28:16,726 --> 00:28:18,226 -It's not constructive! 412 00:28:18,476 --> 00:28:21,091 Pasha, let's go and talk about it. -Come on. 413 00:28:21,527 --> 00:28:23,027 -So, who's the shooter? 414 00:28:25,113 --> 00:28:26,613 Traitors. 415 00:28:26,863 --> 00:28:30,476 -We take the girl, we put her to sleep, drop her back where we found her. 416 00:28:30,726 --> 00:28:32,554 Let her think she's got a glitch. 417 00:28:33,327 --> 00:28:36,643 -Pash, aren't you curious yourself, why he did it? 418 00:28:36,893 --> 00:28:39,933 -Not interested. -Of course you're interested in making money. 419 00:28:40,183 --> 00:28:43,175 And buy palaces. You don't care what other people have. 420 00:28:43,618 --> 00:28:46,158 -What did he expect? -You! 421 00:28:46,408 --> 00:28:49,959 That you'd rush over at the last minute and wipe up after him. 422 00:28:50,647 --> 00:28:52,843 -Yes, typical major behavior. 423 00:28:53,347 --> 00:28:55,171 Our Grisha snapped. - "Snapped"! 424 00:28:55,446 --> 00:28:58,974 A wreck is when you're drunk! You wrecked the car! You're a junkie! 425 00:28:59,224 --> 00:29:02,178 And he stole a man! Tried to burn him. 426 00:29:02,441 --> 00:29:03,957 -That's what majoring is. 427 00:29:04,207 --> 00:29:07,321 It remains at a deeper level and manifests itself in a different way. 428 00:29:07,571 --> 00:29:09,360 You want something, you do it right away. 429 00:29:09,610 --> 00:29:12,786 Rude, stupid, irresponsible, without thinking of the consequences. 430 00:29:13,519 --> 00:29:17,431 But let's look at the positive side. -Let's. Is there one? 431 00:29:17,800 --> 00:29:21,902 -Of course! Our boy experienced a wonderful emotion-- 432 00:29:22,152 --> 00:29:24,548 anger over social injustice. 433 00:29:24,798 --> 00:29:28,474 And he wanted to fight it. -Let's give him a medal. 434 00:29:28,724 --> 00:29:30,224 -Rano medal. 435 00:29:31,786 --> 00:29:33,523 We need to get this project up and running right away. 436 00:29:33,877 --> 00:29:36,057 (pathetic music) 437 00:29:37,868 --> 00:29:39,368 -How's the project? 438 00:29:39,849 --> 00:29:41,460 You gave up on them. 439 00:29:42,240 --> 00:29:44,424 You said you didn't want to waste your life on this. 440 00:29:44,674 --> 00:29:48,009 -Yeah, "No new projects, I'm not a major." 441 00:29:48,597 --> 00:29:51,055 -We don't need new ones. We need to finish the old ones. 442 00:29:51,544 --> 00:29:53,155 I didn't finish my work with Grisha. 443 00:29:53,701 --> 00:29:55,201 -So... 444 00:29:56,050 --> 00:29:58,328 -What are we gonna do about the girl? 445 00:30:00,186 --> 00:30:02,471 -Without the girl, you can't do anything. 446 00:30:07,431 --> 00:30:09,919 (bravura music) 447 00:30:11,740 --> 00:30:13,240 My friends! 448 00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:17,524 The plan proposed by the previous leader doesn't work. 449 00:30:18,516 --> 00:30:20,697 Women are organized differently. 450 00:30:23,368 --> 00:30:25,047 Take her out of her comfort zone, 451 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:28,407 coerce, punish-- 452 00:30:29,065 --> 00:30:30,890 it's not enough. 453 00:30:31,672 --> 00:30:35,782 You have to work with the main quality of a woman. 454 00:30:36,211 --> 00:30:37,711 What's that? 455 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:39,830 -Stupid? 456 00:30:40,181 --> 00:30:41,681 -Jealousy? 457 00:30:42,261 --> 00:30:45,393 -No. -It's a belief in miracles. 458 00:30:45,696 --> 00:30:47,196 Into the fairy tale! 459 00:30:47,790 --> 00:30:49,779 Specifically, this one! 460 00:30:51,990 --> 00:30:55,946 Uh-huh, and at exactly midnight. the majorette turns into a pumpkin. 461 00:30:56,650 --> 00:31:00,040 -I'm really glad you're starting to talk to us talking to us again, but don't. 462 00:31:00,291 --> 00:31:02,123 We'll surround our Cinderella 463 00:31:02,373 --> 00:31:05,948 extremely toxic characters. 464 00:31:07,632 --> 00:31:10,081 -Grandpa, where the hell are you taking me? Let go! 465 00:31:10,331 --> 00:31:14,224 Please, not on the stake again! What have I done to you? What did I do to you? 466 00:31:14,474 --> 00:31:16,683 -Sister, they're looking for you. They told me to bring you. 467 00:31:16,933 --> 00:31:19,698 -What sister? I don't have any sisters at all. 468 00:31:19,948 --> 00:31:21,458 Can you fucking hear me? 469 00:31:21,709 --> 00:31:24,857 -A nasty stepsister, that's one. 470 00:31:29,376 --> 00:31:30,905 -Well, Katya, 471 00:31:31,646 --> 00:31:34,343 did you enjoy with my little performance? 472 00:31:34,756 --> 00:31:36,256 With fire. 473 00:31:38,847 --> 00:31:40,907 Science for your future. 474 00:31:41,596 --> 00:31:43,214 You take my stuff again. 475 00:31:44,293 --> 00:31:46,368 I'll really burn you. 476 00:31:49,733 --> 00:31:51,233 -I'm not-- Ouch! 477 00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:57,930 Look, woman, this is all a mistake, okay? 478 00:31:58,308 --> 00:32:01,315 I didn't touch anything, I don't even know who you are. 479 00:32:01,565 --> 00:32:04,508 -Katya, don't be a fool! It'll be worse. 480 00:32:05,438 --> 00:32:08,012 -Am I, then, the disgusting stepbrother? 481 00:32:08,262 --> 00:32:11,362 -No. -You were brother and sister last time, that didn't end well. 482 00:32:11,612 --> 00:32:14,820 -Don't worry, we're married now. We don't do that anymore. 483 00:32:15,071 --> 00:32:16,592 -Well, that's your business. 484 00:32:16,842 --> 00:32:19,102 Cinderella needs a father! 485 00:32:19,658 --> 00:32:22,063 Worthless, weak-willed..... 486 00:32:23,624 --> 00:32:25,124 father. 487 00:32:25,374 --> 00:32:26,874 That's two! 488 00:32:28,199 --> 00:32:32,328 -Daddy! Katya's playing She's playing the fool again. Tell her to be flogged. 489 00:32:32,642 --> 00:32:34,860 -Listen, Aglayushka, you know, 490 00:32:35,604 --> 00:32:38,928 Katya's not very smart. Should we whip her right away? 491 00:32:39,254 --> 00:32:41,915 -So you call your mother, she'll whip you. -Mother? -Mother? 492 00:32:42,165 --> 00:32:43,777 I'll get my mom, right away. 493 00:32:47,949 --> 00:32:50,582 -Mother. Well, stepmother, then. 494 00:32:51,751 --> 00:32:53,730 Well, we have to find an actress, Leo. 495 00:32:54,202 --> 00:32:57,318 Let's do the specs: age, physical appearance, data, gender, ethnicity. 496 00:32:57,835 --> 00:32:59,447 -Well, I'm in my early 40s. 497 00:33:00,203 --> 00:33:02,578 Light-skinned, gaunt. 498 00:33:03,410 --> 00:33:06,230 But she seems kind, and her voice is commanding. 499 00:33:06,481 --> 00:33:09,157 Balls of steel, bad temper. 500 00:33:09,972 --> 00:33:13,035 A lot of experience in a supervisory position. 501 00:33:13,523 --> 00:33:15,106 Preferably a producer. 502 00:33:17,532 --> 00:33:19,032 -What? 503 00:33:19,282 --> 00:33:21,740 -Nastya, we don't have time for auditions. -Nastya, we don't have time for auditions. 504 00:33:22,493 --> 00:33:25,288 And you're perfect as the evil stepmother. 505 00:33:27,094 --> 00:33:31,170 -What's that got to do with me? I'm not an actress. -You don't have to act. 506 00:33:31,420 --> 00:33:33,031 You're already the evil stepmother. 507 00:33:33,500 --> 00:33:36,535 -Is that irony there? Or constructive criticism? 508 00:33:36,870 --> 00:33:39,102 Come on, come on, come on, Pash, finish it. 509 00:33:39,352 --> 00:33:42,407 -And I and finish. You've been gnawing on Grisha's brain all the time. 510 00:33:42,657 --> 00:33:45,194 "You're not doing anything, you're not doing anything." 511 00:33:45,444 --> 00:33:48,687 Maybe it's your fault he's keeping himself so busy. -It's my fault? 512 00:33:49,259 --> 00:33:52,170 You've got a son who's a bum, and it's still my fault. 513 00:33:52,420 --> 00:33:53,921 -Eh, I'm not a slacker. 514 00:33:54,171 --> 00:33:56,919 -Shut your mouth, no one asked you to! -That's it! 515 00:33:57,169 --> 00:33:59,092 Save it for our majorette. 516 00:34:02,600 --> 00:34:04,629 -What are you picking on me for, anyway? 517 00:34:04,879 --> 00:34:07,216 It's burn or whip. What's going on? 518 00:34:07,569 --> 00:34:09,307 How did I even end up here? 519 00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:12,997 -You've got me so sick of your dementia! 520 00:34:13,963 --> 00:34:15,463 (gasps) 521 00:34:15,890 --> 00:34:19,352 Mommy! Mommy, Katya attacked me! 522 00:34:19,602 --> 00:34:21,840 Mommy, Katya almost killed me! 523 00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:24,487 -Are you stupid? What are you doing? 524 00:34:26,937 --> 00:34:29,567 -What do you think you're doing, you mongrel mutt? 525 00:34:29,979 --> 00:34:33,422 Did you hit my daughter? -What do you mean? I didn't lay a finger on her. 526 00:34:33,672 --> 00:34:36,556 -You dare to open your mouth? -You dare to open your mouth? -You asked me that. 527 00:34:40,628 --> 00:34:42,128 -Hurt? 528 00:34:42,581 --> 00:34:44,192 She's the one who hit you. 529 00:34:44,754 --> 00:34:47,736 -Don't overreact, we all have problems. We'll get through it. 530 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:50,583 -Did you just hear the word "divorce"? 531 00:34:52,213 --> 00:34:53,713 -She's the one who's scary. 532 00:34:54,382 --> 00:34:58,063 -Pash, I've heard the word "divorce" from her twice in my life. I've heard the word "divorce" from her. 533 00:34:59,193 --> 00:35:00,693 One in front of his, 534 00:35:01,252 --> 00:35:02,931 the second one seems to be in front of yours. 535 00:35:04,407 --> 00:35:05,989 -You think she'll leave me? 536 00:35:06,999 --> 00:35:11,202 -Well, I haven't quit yet. I even signed up for you and your son. 537 00:35:12,115 --> 00:35:14,213 So as long as she's here, there's a chance. 538 00:35:19,504 --> 00:35:22,155 -Something I don't understand. If they think I'm their daughter, 539 00:35:22,405 --> 00:35:25,093 why do I have to peel peas? Don't they have servants? 540 00:35:25,865 --> 00:35:27,365 -I am. Я. 541 00:35:28,266 --> 00:35:29,766 -You go through it. 542 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:33,990 -Your lady told you to. -He can stick his orders up his ass. 543 00:35:35,938 --> 00:35:37,871 So, what's your name? Luba? -Luba. 544 00:35:38,262 --> 00:35:40,590 -Lyuba, where can I take a shower? -А? 545 00:35:41,126 --> 00:35:42,626 -Where can I wash up? 546 00:35:43,274 --> 00:35:45,131 -In the river. -In the river. 547 00:35:47,649 --> 00:35:51,012 Well, how about, you know, with water pouring down from the top? Is there such a thing? 548 00:35:52,493 --> 00:35:53,993 -Rain. 549 00:35:55,167 --> 00:35:56,667 -Great! 550 00:36:02,492 --> 00:36:03,992 Fiction. 551 00:36:08,426 --> 00:36:10,412 -Explain? -What don't you understand? 552 00:36:11,622 --> 00:36:13,122 The Frog Princess. 553 00:36:13,372 --> 00:36:15,111 You do love fairy tale schemes. 554 00:36:15,630 --> 00:36:18,198 Give it to Katya. Tell her it's magic. 555 00:36:18,448 --> 00:36:21,985 Let her sit there, nibble on it, waiting for a miracle. 556 00:36:22,537 --> 00:36:24,148 Women believe in miracles, don't they? 557 00:36:24,797 --> 00:36:27,509 -Ah, the critics are here? -It's here! 558 00:36:28,508 --> 00:36:31,872 I don't understand what it is special thing you're doing here. 559 00:36:32,532 --> 00:36:36,765 I had the exact same plan! Only you've packaged it up nicely. 560 00:36:37,948 --> 00:36:40,053 -Conclusion? -This is my project! 561 00:36:40,664 --> 00:36:42,164 And you stole it! 562 00:36:44,116 --> 00:36:47,122 -No one stole anything from you. Nobody suspended you. 563 00:36:47,889 --> 00:36:49,389 Get involved, help out. 564 00:36:49,639 --> 00:36:53,388 What do you do? Frogs You catch frogs in the reeds? Duremar. 565 00:36:55,624 --> 00:36:58,957 -Okay. Let's say I really did go back in time. 566 00:36:59,487 --> 00:37:01,070 But why the hell here? 567 00:37:01,679 --> 00:37:04,451 In the past, too, I guess, the places were great, too. 568 00:37:04,701 --> 00:37:07,311 Europe is there, Dubai, Maldives. 569 00:37:09,041 --> 00:37:11,679 Maldives, I guess, in any century. 570 00:37:13,486 --> 00:37:14,986 Whoops! 571 00:37:15,336 --> 00:37:16,836 Is that a black eye? 572 00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:18,619 Who did that to you? 573 00:37:18,973 --> 00:37:21,943 -Well, you didn't do the job, so I got a beating from the missus. 574 00:37:22,193 --> 00:37:24,881 She can't beat you up, and she's taking it out on me. 575 00:37:28,912 --> 00:37:31,098 -We've been talking about it. You can see where this is going. 576 00:37:31,348 --> 00:37:33,195 If there's a Cinderella, there's a prince, right? 577 00:37:33,445 --> 00:37:35,791 -Say at once who is the prince. Well, me? 578 00:37:36,325 --> 00:37:37,825 -Or me? 579 00:37:39,057 --> 00:37:40,966 -What do you think, Grigory Pavlovich? 580 00:37:41,216 --> 00:37:43,275 There are two candidates for prince. 581 00:37:44,865 --> 00:37:46,365 -What do I think? 582 00:37:49,165 --> 00:37:51,952 Well, Artem's not a bad guy. 583 00:37:53,146 --> 00:37:55,155 Kind, responsible. 584 00:37:55,793 --> 00:37:58,799 Only with that Ryazan face what kind of prince is he? 585 00:37:59,174 --> 00:38:01,033 He can also shoot you in the back. 586 00:38:02,599 --> 00:38:04,981 And this one, well, there's no question. 587 00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:06,783 Appearance. 588 00:38:07,033 --> 00:38:08,720 Handsome, thoroughbred. 589 00:38:09,423 --> 00:38:11,185 But as an actor, he's wooden. 590 00:38:12,510 --> 00:38:15,830 Pinocchio. I've even seen him with a nose. 591 00:38:16,540 --> 00:38:18,152 So take your pick. 592 00:38:19,395 --> 00:38:21,620 (psychologist applauds) 593 00:38:22,415 --> 00:38:25,720 -Congratulations, Grisha! You perfectly passed the casting for the lead role. 594 00:38:25,970 --> 00:38:27,731 Arrogant, insolent type. 595 00:38:28,768 --> 00:38:30,268 A real prince! 596 00:38:31,991 --> 00:38:35,347 -The dress is so uncomfortable! I can't stand up or walk! 597 00:38:36,389 --> 00:38:39,093 What? Why does having a big ass make me scarier? 598 00:38:40,876 --> 00:38:43,848 What are you guys laughing at? Get that ass off of me right now! 599 00:38:44,098 --> 00:38:45,579 -So! What's up, mom? 600 00:38:45,829 --> 00:38:48,344 I realize that you and I things haven't been going well, 601 00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:50,629 but why hit Luba? She had nothing to do with it. 602 00:38:50,879 --> 00:38:53,396 So cut the crap. Okay? 603 00:38:54,700 --> 00:38:57,337 -She's talking to herself, she's sick. 604 00:38:58,723 --> 00:39:01,256 Was it okay to tell me that she was coming in? 605 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:04,800 -Lev Arnoldovich, 606 00:39:05,050 --> 00:39:07,056 I want to tell you one more time. 607 00:39:07,306 --> 00:39:08,907 I don't want to be a prince. 608 00:39:09,158 --> 00:39:10,658 -What is it? 609 00:39:11,381 --> 00:39:14,009 -I know what's going to happen. She's Cinderella, I'm the prince. 610 00:39:14,259 --> 00:39:16,656 You're gonna make me play love with her. 611 00:39:17,157 --> 00:39:19,845 -You don't want to? -It's not that I don't want to, I can't. 612 00:39:20,095 --> 00:39:21,734 I, for one, am not an artist, 613 00:39:22,294 --> 00:39:25,456 and secondly, I don't, to put it mildly, I don't like her at all. 614 00:39:26,508 --> 00:39:28,091 -I'm having massive deja vu. 615 00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:32,148 Somewhere in these parts, that's exactly what Lisa said Lisa said about you. 616 00:39:32,883 --> 00:39:34,494 -Well, she was right. 617 00:39:34,749 --> 00:39:37,897 She and I, in real life. didn't work out anyway. 618 00:39:38,158 --> 00:39:40,294 -Okay, I get it. No love. 619 00:39:41,171 --> 00:39:42,872 -Great. What's going to happen? 620 00:39:44,981 --> 00:39:46,481 -Ask the pikey. 621 00:39:46,731 --> 00:39:48,836 She's talking. Well, she was. 622 00:39:50,829 --> 00:39:54,446 -Lev Arnoldovich! -Can I still have a role after all? Please. 623 00:39:54,696 --> 00:39:56,728 I'm a really strong artist, I can handle it. 624 00:39:56,979 --> 00:39:59,540 Maybe the prince needs some friend, a grand duke? 625 00:40:02,697 --> 00:40:06,189 -Hey, Lub, is there any way you can smoke something to smoke, do you know? 626 00:40:09,890 --> 00:40:11,390 I don't get it. 627 00:40:13,066 --> 00:40:14,677 What have we got here again? 628 00:40:14,947 --> 00:40:17,410 -You, young lady, don't stand up for me anymore. 629 00:40:17,660 --> 00:40:19,965 We're in bad times, the Boyarina is fierce. 630 00:40:20,215 --> 00:40:22,193 They might kill you for your protection. 631 00:40:28,923 --> 00:40:31,378 (triumphant waltz) 632 00:40:41,186 --> 00:40:42,686 Oh, my goodness! 633 00:40:43,711 --> 00:40:47,736 Wow, he's so handsome. I can't believe it. A pure lord. 634 00:40:48,107 --> 00:40:50,180 -What happiness, Grigory Pavlovich! 635 00:40:50,845 --> 00:40:53,293 -We're very glad to see you, Grigory Pavlovich. 636 00:40:53,598 --> 00:40:56,919 -I'm sorry. The roads are a mess. 637 00:40:59,643 --> 00:41:01,611 -What is he to us? -Groom. 638 00:41:06,111 --> 00:41:09,337 -Let's go inside, shall we? -And I've got some presents for you. 639 00:41:09,587 --> 00:41:11,498 So, you're, uh. What's your name? 640 00:41:12,097 --> 00:41:13,805 Pansy! Bring it all inside. 641 00:41:14,929 --> 00:41:16,823 (Lyuba) -We've only heard of him. 642 00:41:17,073 --> 00:41:19,580 Aglaya Dmitrievna at balls made his acquaintance 643 00:41:19,830 --> 00:41:22,472 and we were waiting to see if he'd come to marry me. or not. 644 00:41:22,723 --> 00:41:24,223 And lo and behold, here he is. 645 00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:28,216 Maybe he'll take Aglaika back to town, so we can have a little more peace and quiet here. 646 00:41:28,467 --> 00:41:29,970 -I wish you'd brought your mother. 647 00:41:30,244 --> 00:41:31,854 -The most important day today! 648 00:41:32,104 --> 00:41:35,594 We're gonna sit down to dinner I want you to sit there like a mute, okay? 649 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,551 -Mother, is Grigory Pavlovich is really going to marry me? 650 00:41:38,802 --> 00:41:40,230 I can't believe it! 651 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:43,608 -Of course he's getting married, sweetheart. -Of course he is. Of course he's getting married. 652 00:41:43,858 --> 00:41:46,416 And if you, you little cow, ruin it for me, 653 00:41:46,666 --> 00:41:48,391 I'll shave your head, 654 00:41:48,713 --> 00:41:51,056 and then I'll parade you naked through the village! 655 00:41:51,306 --> 00:41:53,141 And then I'll drown you in the river! 656 00:41:54,286 --> 00:41:56,224 -My sister, I love you so much. 657 00:41:56,474 --> 00:41:59,231 I'd be so sorry if mommy drowns you. 658 00:41:59,629 --> 00:42:03,261 -Listen! So how about I just not go to this dinner and that's it? 659 00:42:03,511 --> 00:42:05,891 -Mommy, that's right! Maybe she won't go. 660 00:42:06,141 --> 00:42:08,384 Please! She'll ruin everything! -I can do it. 661 00:42:08,634 --> 00:42:10,940 What's the risk when you have serious things at stake? 662 00:42:11,190 --> 00:42:13,563 -Doors! If Grigory Palych gets married, 663 00:42:13,813 --> 00:42:17,108 and then he finds out that we have this dirty little girl we have this dirty little thing living in our family, 664 00:42:17,358 --> 00:42:20,142 he's gonna get mad at you for covering it up. You got it? 665 00:42:20,392 --> 00:42:21,897 -А! -I mean. 666 00:42:22,226 --> 00:42:24,927 If I hear one word from you at the table, 667 00:42:25,177 --> 00:42:27,026 I'm gonna do everything I promised. 668 00:42:27,277 --> 00:42:28,888 I don't throw words around. 669 00:42:30,088 --> 00:42:31,588 -Mommy is kind. 670 00:42:32,444 --> 00:42:34,422 I'd tear you up with a horse. 671 00:42:40,551 --> 00:42:42,062 -I beg your pardon, 672 00:42:42,357 --> 00:42:45,533 wasn't aware that you had another young lady another young lady in your house. 673 00:42:47,204 --> 00:42:48,704 Out... 674 00:42:51,412 --> 00:42:52,912 embarrassment. 675 00:42:53,162 --> 00:42:54,763 You've been left without a present. 676 00:42:55,013 --> 00:42:56,547 -You'll forgive us. 677 00:42:56,797 --> 00:42:59,264 Here, help yourselves. Whatever God sends. 678 00:42:59,514 --> 00:43:02,262 -Grigory Pavlovich, and you don't pay attention. 679 00:43:02,512 --> 00:43:05,938 Katie is a recluse. And uneducated as well. 680 00:43:07,239 --> 00:43:10,446 That's why the wrapper is a guest for her. Yes, Katyusha? 681 00:43:11,525 --> 00:43:13,025 -The shutterbug? 682 00:43:13,743 --> 00:43:16,822 Don't you guys ever go to balls? 683 00:43:17,377 --> 00:43:18,960 -No, she's got her own balls. 684 00:43:19,385 --> 00:43:21,827 In the stable and in the henhouse. Yes, Katusha? 685 00:43:25,791 --> 00:43:27,574 -What do you do for fun? 686 00:43:28,248 --> 00:43:30,466 -Well, her entertainment is very simple. 687 00:43:32,406 --> 00:43:33,917 Ride a filly, 688 00:43:34,894 --> 00:43:36,496 to catch a fly with your mouth. 689 00:43:36,746 --> 00:43:38,825 (Aglaia giggles) 690 00:43:40,356 --> 00:43:44,174 -Ekaterina, I'm talking to you, and your mother answers me. 691 00:43:44,424 --> 00:43:46,358 I'd like to hear your voice at least. 692 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,499 -And you creak your chair-- pretty much the same thing. 693 00:43:52,424 --> 00:43:54,139 Oh, what am I saying, huh? 694 00:43:55,061 --> 00:43:59,032 Grigory Pavlovich will think that we don't love our little daughter. 695 00:43:59,602 --> 00:44:02,269 And we love her so much. We love her so much! 696 00:44:02,591 --> 00:44:05,401 We carry her in our arms. 697 00:44:06,127 --> 00:44:08,305 We spoon-feed her. 698 00:44:09,005 --> 00:44:11,421 Yes? Eat up, sweetie, come on, come on, come on. 699 00:44:12,556 --> 00:44:14,056 Yum, yum, yum! 700 00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:17,321 Yum, yum, yum! Open your mouth. 701 00:44:19,929 --> 00:44:21,429 (gasps) 702 00:44:22,124 --> 00:44:24,330 -Thank you, it was delicious. 703 00:44:30,830 --> 00:44:33,460 -Get ready to give up your tresses! 704 00:44:35,176 --> 00:44:37,661 You're naked on my belly you'll crawl all over the village! 705 00:44:37,911 --> 00:44:39,792 -Shouldn't we go straight to the drowning? What's the time to waste? 706 00:44:40,042 --> 00:44:42,025 -I'll cut your tongue out! So you don't get cocky. 707 00:44:42,275 --> 00:44:44,147 -What are you doing here? 708 00:44:48,198 --> 00:44:50,086 -We're getting a haircut. -Now? 709 00:44:51,345 --> 00:44:54,901 -Grigory Pavlovich, you'd better go inside. Aglaia will get bored there. 710 00:44:55,151 --> 00:44:57,489 -Aglaya Dmitrievna went to rest. 711 00:44:58,133 --> 00:45:01,221 I'd go, too, but I don't have any candles in my room. 712 00:45:01,542 --> 00:45:03,885 Please order me to serve. 713 00:45:09,627 --> 00:45:11,127 -Now. 714 00:45:14,744 --> 00:45:17,131 -You give my horses some oats. Right away. 715 00:45:17,381 --> 00:45:18,881 -Hear me! -Hear me! 716 00:45:29,510 --> 00:45:32,694 -I think I saved you from something? 717 00:45:36,005 --> 00:45:37,505 -What's the point? 718 00:45:37,803 --> 00:45:40,142 They're gonna kill me anyway, sooner or later. 719 00:45:42,434 --> 00:45:44,383 -Why is she doing this to you? 720 00:45:45,821 --> 00:45:47,941 Maybe there's some reason? 721 00:45:49,372 --> 00:45:51,177 Well, except for the soup. 722 00:45:52,421 --> 00:45:55,463 -I have no idea. I don't even know any of them. 723 00:45:56,280 --> 00:45:57,959 I've been here for two fucking days. 724 00:46:00,881 --> 00:46:03,397 -You know, Katerina, you, uh. 725 00:46:05,264 --> 00:46:06,764 Katerina, where are you going? 726 00:46:08,035 --> 00:46:09,535 -Fire. 727 00:46:10,141 --> 00:46:12,299 -Katerina! Katerina! 728 00:46:12,671 --> 00:46:14,171 Wait, Katerina! 729 00:46:14,421 --> 00:46:16,398 -If the skin on my face comes off, 730 00:46:17,627 --> 00:46:19,707 I'm really gonna drown this fool! 731 00:46:19,957 --> 00:46:22,435 -Listen, maybe you and I need to talk. 732 00:46:22,685 --> 00:46:25,023 -What, now? -You're not busy. -You're not busy. 733 00:46:26,490 --> 00:46:29,991 -What, in front of him? -You're the one who wanted to talk to him in front of him. 734 00:46:30,241 --> 00:46:32,768 -Don't you see the difference between the situations? 735 00:46:33,151 --> 00:46:34,732 -I don't see it. -I see. 736 00:46:36,897 --> 00:46:39,645 That's the problem, you never see anything. 737 00:46:39,895 --> 00:46:42,246 -Maybe the problem is, is that everything is wrong with you? 738 00:46:43,004 --> 00:46:45,701 -I'm glad we finally found who the problem is. 739 00:46:46,200 --> 00:46:47,939 Can I change? Uh, thank you. 740 00:46:55,358 --> 00:46:56,858 -Brilliant! 741 00:46:57,493 --> 00:46:58,993 -How could I. 742 00:46:59,710 --> 00:47:03,007 -The last thing I remember is me and my mom in jail, 743 00:47:03,899 --> 00:47:05,399 I'm leaving, 744 00:47:06,328 --> 00:47:07,939 here's something about the wheel. 745 00:47:09,009 --> 00:47:10,592 Then, bam, here I am. 746 00:47:11,198 --> 00:47:14,143 -Surprising. -Mm-hmm. -That's putting it mildly. 747 00:47:15,641 --> 00:47:19,187 -Wait, about prison, I don't get it. 748 00:47:20,452 --> 00:47:23,314 Were you in prison there in the future? Are you a convict? 749 00:47:23,741 --> 00:47:27,195 -Yeah, no. You know, like, sitting down. Not for real. 750 00:47:28,274 --> 00:47:30,671 -What do you mean? If they're in jail, they're in jail. 751 00:47:31,135 --> 00:47:32,635 Isn't that the case with you? 752 00:47:33,095 --> 00:47:34,942 -It usually is, but not for everyone. 753 00:47:35,879 --> 00:47:37,379 Okay, I'm gonna go. 754 00:47:37,864 --> 00:47:40,307 -Where are you going? -To the fire, I told you. 755 00:47:41,999 --> 00:47:44,192 I'd rather do it myself than suffer this humiliation. 756 00:47:44,442 --> 00:47:48,001 -Grisha! We don't have divers down there! Do it yourself. 757 00:47:50,241 --> 00:47:51,741 -Great plan! 758 00:47:54,333 --> 00:47:55,833 -What? -М? 759 00:47:58,513 --> 00:48:00,159 А... Я... Well, uh. 760 00:48:00,409 --> 00:48:01,909 I mean. 761 00:48:03,743 --> 00:48:07,854 That's not gonna work. We need a rock, a rope. 762 00:48:08,104 --> 00:48:09,840 -I'm begging you. It's gonna work. 763 00:48:10,090 --> 00:48:13,657 I fell off a boat drunk with my clothes on once, and they barely got me off. 764 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:16,325 -Halt! -Freeze! 765 00:48:20,639 --> 00:48:22,139 -And what are you doing? 766 00:48:23,179 --> 00:48:24,968 -Well, I'm gonna have to save you. 767 00:48:25,218 --> 00:48:26,829 Camisole, Italian silk. 768 00:48:27,797 --> 00:48:29,543 It took six months. It's a shame. 769 00:48:34,460 --> 00:48:37,072 -Let's make it quick then. The water's cold. 770 00:48:37,322 --> 00:48:41,022 -Yeah. -That's in your future, I guess, you just dropped everything and took off. 771 00:48:42,323 --> 00:48:44,361 And look how many buttons we have! 772 00:48:46,275 --> 00:48:48,612 It's actually faster if you help. 773 00:48:55,596 --> 00:48:57,536 (cell phone ringing) 774 00:49:02,714 --> 00:49:04,214 (Dad) -Allo? 775 00:49:06,542 --> 00:49:09,300 -Well, you're here some rich dude, right? 776 00:49:09,577 --> 00:49:11,158 -Yeah. - "Dude"? 777 00:49:11,937 --> 00:49:13,660 -Well, man. -Yeah. 778 00:49:15,062 --> 00:49:20,149 -Imagine, all your horses, your carriages, Italian silks. 779 00:49:21,363 --> 00:49:23,459 it all just went away. 780 00:49:25,176 --> 00:49:26,676 You had everything, 781 00:49:27,206 --> 00:49:28,840 and now you have nothing. 782 00:49:32,806 --> 00:49:34,306 And what is there to live for? 783 00:49:36,661 --> 00:49:38,161 -Well... 784 00:49:38,808 --> 00:49:40,308 -Mm-hmm. 785 00:49:42,342 --> 00:49:43,924 -Are you living for this? 786 00:49:54,968 --> 00:49:58,048 -Genius! Grigory Pavlovich improvises like a god! 787 00:49:58,812 --> 00:50:02,369 -Grigory Pavlovich can't remember three words. can't remember three words, so he improvises. 788 00:50:02,619 --> 00:50:05,734 -Guys, it's bad! Mom's freaking out, looking for her daughter. 789 00:50:05,984 --> 00:50:08,797 -Come on, how long will she look for it. -Nothing, Lyova. 790 00:50:09,047 --> 00:50:12,130 Grisha came to his mother, asked about her daughter. And she disappeared! 791 00:50:12,380 --> 00:50:15,038 She's gonna find us! -What are we doing? Are we done? 792 00:50:15,288 --> 00:50:18,478 -We're done and we're outta here! -No, no, no, no, no, we're not going anywhere. -No, no, no, no, we're not going anywhere. 793 00:50:18,728 --> 00:50:20,228 -What are we doing? 794 00:50:20,733 --> 00:50:22,233 -We... 795 00:50:22,794 --> 00:50:24,763 We're, uh. We're moving. 796 00:50:25,013 --> 00:50:26,690 -How are we moving? Moving where? 797 00:50:27,881 --> 00:50:30,031 -To the palace! -Which one, mine? 798 00:50:30,876 --> 00:50:32,376 -You could use mine, but I don't have any. 799 00:50:32,626 --> 00:50:34,126 -What are you suggesting? 800 00:50:34,547 --> 00:50:38,202 -I suggest we continue our story. It's going so well! 801 00:50:38,452 --> 00:50:41,814 Cinderella was on the verge of a nervous breakdown, and she met a prince, 802 00:50:42,064 --> 00:50:44,783 now she has to go to the ball! That's right! 803 00:50:45,033 --> 00:50:47,786 Write me a "prom" scene, like in War and Peace. 804 00:50:48,036 --> 00:50:50,978 -What prom? I'm renovating, I won't let you in my palace! 805 00:50:51,228 --> 00:50:54,245 -Leo, tell me what you want. Carriages, orchestra, extras... 806 00:50:54,495 --> 00:50:56,118 Uh-oh, maybe we need a pumpkin? 807 00:50:56,368 --> 00:50:58,331 -What kind of pumpkin, Nastya? -The magic one. 808 00:50:59,327 --> 00:51:03,518 -Grisha, get back to the control room immediately! I think we've come up with a new plan. 809 00:51:03,768 --> 00:51:06,184 -No. Lyova... Lyova. 810 00:51:08,326 --> 00:51:10,821 -Man, I wish I was on my phone right now. 811 00:51:11,072 --> 00:51:12,572 -What? 812 00:51:12,822 --> 00:51:15,105 -to read something before bed, to fall asleep. 813 00:51:15,355 --> 00:51:17,872 -Should I get you a prayer book? -So I can give you a prayer book? -Thank you. 814 00:51:18,223 --> 00:51:19,834 I'll manage on my own. 815 00:51:21,382 --> 00:51:22,882 (knocking on window) 816 00:51:24,132 --> 00:51:26,066 -Katya, get ready, let's go. 817 00:51:26,398 --> 00:51:27,898 -Where? -My place. 818 00:51:28,514 --> 00:51:30,014 To the palace. 819 00:51:30,957 --> 00:51:32,457 -Five seconds. 820 00:51:32,997 --> 00:51:36,861 Well, I'm not really in the mood for this, and at least the guy has something new to offer. 821 00:51:37,112 --> 00:51:39,689 The palace, after all. -What about Aglaia Dmitrievna? 822 00:51:40,210 --> 00:51:42,128 -It feels like it's not going. 823 00:51:44,004 --> 00:51:46,147 What are you doing? -Gathering your things. 824 00:51:46,759 --> 00:51:49,831 -It's not my stuff, you don't have to pack anything. Oh, that's it. 825 00:51:51,135 --> 00:51:52,813 Come on, have a nice stay! 826 00:51:53,457 --> 00:51:57,052 -Oh, the madam will be furious, that you ran away with Aglaika's fiancé! 827 00:51:57,303 --> 00:51:59,102 He'll probably chop my head off. 828 00:52:05,122 --> 00:52:07,588 -Lub, how long will it take you to pack your suitcase? 829 00:52:09,558 --> 00:52:11,169 -Come on, come on, just be quiet. 830 00:52:13,394 --> 00:52:15,762 -Catch me? -No, no, no, no, mother, I'll do it. 831 00:52:16,427 --> 00:52:17,927 Yourself! 832 00:52:18,227 --> 00:52:21,644 -Let's drink to our bold... 833 00:52:22,850 --> 00:52:24,350 escape. 834 00:52:24,836 --> 00:52:26,336 -Give me more. 835 00:52:28,417 --> 00:52:30,560 (whip cracking, horse neighing) -Go! 836 00:52:40,367 --> 00:52:41,896 -Sleep! Let's go! 837 00:52:43,269 --> 00:52:45,732 (Vivaldi's "The Seasons. Winter") 838 00:52:55,329 --> 00:52:56,829 -Go! 839 00:53:01,832 --> 00:53:04,612 (Vivaldi's "Seasons. Spring") 840 00:53:36,939 --> 00:53:39,516 -I don't give a damn about your safety record. 841 00:53:39,767 --> 00:53:42,156 There can't be fire extinguishers in the 19th century. 842 00:53:42,752 --> 00:53:45,965 -Where am I going to put them? -I don't know where! Hide them behind the couch. 843 00:53:46,215 --> 00:53:48,138 Okay, what kind of couch is this? -Eco-leather. 844 00:53:48,388 --> 00:53:49,989 -What kind of eco-leather? Let's go! 845 00:53:50,239 --> 00:53:53,571 -I'm shocked, to be honest. How did Dad agree to all this? 846 00:53:54,670 --> 00:53:58,430 -Nobody asked him. It's just the way things are now. They took the palace, that's all. 847 00:53:58,680 --> 00:54:01,555 -Where is he, by the way? Maybe he hung himself out of grief somewhere. 848 00:54:01,998 --> 00:54:03,796 -Okay, technician! I need a drill! 849 00:54:11,193 --> 00:54:13,322 (wary music) 850 00:54:18,968 --> 00:54:20,468 -Search the place! 851 00:54:20,718 --> 00:54:23,047 -No need to search anything, I'm here alone. 852 00:54:23,408 --> 00:54:25,811 Good afternoon, Tatyana Vasilyevna. -Take him! 853 00:54:28,000 --> 00:54:30,158 -That's what I was afraid of. -Where's my daughter? 854 00:54:30,464 --> 00:54:33,042 -And there's nothing wrong with her. Can I explain? 855 00:54:52,502 --> 00:54:54,002 -Whoa... 856 00:54:54,363 --> 00:54:56,108 A real palace. (knocking on door) 857 00:54:59,954 --> 00:55:02,417 Yeah, yeah? -Good morning, Katie. -Good morning, Katie. 858 00:55:03,808 --> 00:55:06,314 -Good morning. -How did you sleep? 859 00:55:06,800 --> 00:55:09,668 -Look, your champagne, of course it's organic. 860 00:55:09,918 --> 00:55:11,776 It's been a long time since I've been knocked out like that. 861 00:55:12,735 --> 00:55:14,235 -What do you think? 862 00:55:15,246 --> 00:55:16,746 -Honestly? 863 00:55:17,380 --> 00:55:18,880 It's like heaven. 864 00:55:19,163 --> 00:55:22,228 -Now I'll show you the real paradise. 865 00:55:23,508 --> 00:55:27,009 -So, dude, I'm sorry, of course, I don't know what you guys do around here, 866 00:55:27,259 --> 00:55:30,079 you and I, actually, just met yesterday. 867 00:55:37,391 --> 00:55:39,564 -Please. -Bath! Oh, my God! 868 00:55:40,136 --> 00:55:41,636 It's really paradise! 869 00:55:46,756 --> 00:55:48,256 (chirping) 870 00:55:51,969 --> 00:55:53,469 Lyuba... -А? 871 00:55:54,487 --> 00:55:57,767 -I have a question about my social status. 872 00:55:58,819 --> 00:56:01,149 What are we soaping me up for? 873 00:56:02,330 --> 00:56:03,941 -I don't understand you, young lady. 874 00:56:04,721 --> 00:56:06,221 -Well, look. 875 00:56:06,563 --> 00:56:08,422 I met a guy yesterday, 876 00:56:09,138 --> 00:56:11,475 and I moved into his house today. 877 00:56:12,094 --> 00:56:13,914 In my day, it's called... 878 00:56:15,001 --> 00:56:16,583 How shall I put it? 879 00:56:17,084 --> 00:56:18,584 Easily accessible. 880 00:56:19,128 --> 00:56:20,740 -No, young lady, not at all. 881 00:56:21,222 --> 00:56:24,032 Grigory Pavlovich has ordered us to prepare a ball in your honor. 882 00:56:24,282 --> 00:56:26,380 So his intentions are serious. 883 00:56:27,341 --> 00:56:28,841 -Bal? -Yes. 884 00:56:29,603 --> 00:56:32,384 I've got a selection of dresses for you to choose from. 885 00:56:42,805 --> 00:56:45,285 -А... It's kind of trendy, isn't it? 886 00:56:45,930 --> 00:56:47,430 -Yeah, I guess so. 887 00:56:47,696 --> 00:56:50,214 I'm a country girl, I'm all about the lace. 888 00:56:52,755 --> 00:56:54,255 -But it's like. 889 00:56:54,966 --> 00:56:57,671 from some dead old women. 890 00:56:58,622 --> 00:57:02,807 All right, get me some scissors, thread, needles. we're gonna make my onions. 891 00:57:03,057 --> 00:57:04,557 -Yeah! 892 00:57:06,126 --> 00:57:07,626 "The Onion?" -Outfit. 893 00:57:07,980 --> 00:57:09,480 -А! 894 00:57:11,156 --> 00:57:13,884 (tennis ball clattering, psychologist laughing) 895 00:57:15,979 --> 00:57:17,479 -What are you reading? 896 00:57:22,333 --> 00:57:23,833 Ah, "War and Peace." 897 00:57:24,929 --> 00:57:26,704 -I'm immersing myself in the era, getting ready. 898 00:57:26,954 --> 00:57:30,809 Can you not stand there? I'm afraid you're gonna shoot me in the back again. 899 00:57:33,823 --> 00:57:35,922 -I was just about to apologize. 900 00:57:36,716 --> 00:57:39,518 I'm sorry, I was just nervous. 901 00:57:40,810 --> 00:57:42,310 I won't do it again. 902 00:57:44,016 --> 00:57:46,653 -Okay, well, if you promise not to be nervous anymore. 903 00:57:47,378 --> 00:57:49,056 -Everything. Calm as an elephant. 904 00:57:50,914 --> 00:57:53,361 (calm classical music) 905 00:58:00,713 --> 00:58:02,811 -Wow, that's pretty slick of you. 906 00:58:03,890 --> 00:58:05,508 Where did you learn to sew? 907 00:58:06,145 --> 00:58:08,480 -My mom and I used to sew for dolls when we were kids. 908 00:58:08,730 --> 00:58:10,709 Before she gets political. 909 00:58:12,709 --> 00:58:14,320 -Pardon my curiosity, 910 00:58:14,709 --> 00:58:17,167 and how do you like Grigory Pavlovich? Do you like him? 911 00:58:27,772 --> 00:58:29,272 -I don't get it. 912 00:58:29,523 --> 00:58:31,023 He's some kind of... 913 00:58:32,954 --> 00:58:34,454 There's something wrong with him. 914 00:58:34,774 --> 00:58:36,443 -I mean, come on, it's perfect. 915 00:58:36,693 --> 00:58:38,276 -Yes, only too much... 916 00:58:39,277 --> 00:58:41,375 fake. -Oh, yeah! 917 00:58:41,674 --> 00:58:43,174 -Too right. 918 00:58:43,533 --> 00:58:45,044 It's like it's made up. 919 00:58:45,874 --> 00:58:47,792 It's like a bad soap opera, you know? 920 00:58:48,441 --> 00:58:49,941 -No. 921 00:58:51,112 --> 00:58:54,325 -We didn't guess with the main actor, did we, Grigory Pavlovich? 922 00:58:54,575 --> 00:58:56,075 -It's not real, eh! 923 00:58:57,930 --> 00:59:00,662 Lev Arnoldovich, can I try something? 924 00:59:00,912 --> 00:59:02,412 -What? 925 00:59:04,629 --> 00:59:07,131 (menacing music) 926 00:59:07,570 --> 00:59:09,070 -Mommy! -Mom? 927 00:59:09,320 --> 00:59:12,393 -Here, Tatyana Vasilyevna, this is our control room. 928 00:59:13,230 --> 00:59:18,077 The heart of our entire project, so to speak. 929 00:59:21,742 --> 00:59:23,242 -Gregory. 930 00:59:24,288 --> 00:59:25,788 I've just seen you. 931 00:59:26,874 --> 00:59:29,622 -Dad, why? -There'd be no point in hiding. 932 00:59:29,872 --> 00:59:33,375 They would have found us anyway. I wanted to make a visual, 933 00:59:33,625 --> 00:59:36,507 that we're not criminals, or charlatans, 934 00:59:36,757 --> 00:59:38,794 that we're a serious organization, 935 00:59:39,229 --> 00:59:42,960 who, when she takes on a man, it's guaranteed to fix him, 936 00:59:43,210 --> 00:59:46,147 it's called, turns you into a normal person. 937 00:59:47,763 --> 00:59:49,973 -Are you saying my daughter's not normal? -My daughter's not normal? 938 00:59:51,730 --> 00:59:53,230 -Look at this! 939 00:59:53,480 --> 00:59:56,653 Tell me the last time your daughter 940 00:59:56,903 --> 00:59:59,240 did you do something with your own hands? 941 00:59:59,515 --> 01:00:03,181 By myself, without coercion, with pleasure! 942 01:00:03,431 --> 01:00:05,100 And look at her girlfriend! 943 01:00:05,350 --> 01:00:07,828 This isn't some silicone blogger! 944 01:00:08,535 --> 01:00:10,737 It's an ordinary Russian woman. 945 01:00:11,622 --> 01:00:13,122 Bodypositive... 946 01:00:15,233 --> 01:00:16,746 Assist. -Sharp 947 01:00:17,373 --> 01:00:19,550 affective-depressive narcissism. 948 01:00:20,539 --> 01:00:22,687 -Another one? -It's a nasty disease. 949 01:00:22,938 --> 01:00:24,653 Your daughter was diagnosed. 950 01:00:25,312 --> 01:00:27,701 But we bought it, it's on the mend, 951 01:00:27,951 --> 01:00:32,145 and in a few days you'll have a brand-new Katerina! 952 01:00:32,483 --> 01:00:35,000 -That's what I've been trying to tell you about. 953 01:00:35,616 --> 01:00:38,726 We really want to help your daughter. You see? 954 01:00:39,324 --> 01:00:41,954 -I see that you blackmailed me, 955 01:00:42,313 --> 01:00:44,711 took my money and used it to steal my daughter. 956 01:00:46,045 --> 01:00:47,545 -Where are you going now? 957 01:00:48,299 --> 01:00:50,463 -To get her out of this zoo. 958 01:00:50,713 --> 01:00:52,742 In the meantime, you call your lawyers. 959 01:00:52,992 --> 01:00:55,984 And get your warm clothes ready, you're gonna need them soon. 960 01:00:57,845 --> 01:00:59,345 (gunshot) 961 01:01:05,655 --> 01:01:07,155 -Crazy? 962 01:01:07,967 --> 01:01:09,467 -Yeah. 963 01:01:14,148 --> 01:01:15,648 -Dad, we're screwed. 964 01:01:15,898 --> 01:01:17,398 (cell phone ringing) 965 01:01:18,946 --> 01:01:20,818 -Wow, she even cracked her forehead. 966 01:01:22,325 --> 01:01:24,123 You're fired. -From where? -From here! 967 01:01:24,999 --> 01:01:27,123 Who is it? -Someone she'll call back later. 968 01:01:27,374 --> 01:01:28,879 Lift your eyelids. 969 01:01:29,130 --> 01:01:31,598 -What to do, what to do? -Pasha, stop being hysterical! 970 01:01:31,848 --> 01:01:34,064 We'll figure something out. -You ain't gonna do shit! -You ain't gonna do shit! 971 01:01:34,314 --> 01:01:35,983 I'm always falling for your ideas! 972 01:01:36,233 --> 01:01:39,446 You should have gotten rid of that girl, and there wouldn't have been a problem! 973 01:01:39,696 --> 01:01:42,602 -You actually brought her here. -You brought her here. -Shut up! 974 01:01:43,229 --> 01:01:45,932 Nastya, would you like to join the conversation? 975 01:01:46,182 --> 01:01:49,626 By the way, we're solving common problems, on a federal scale! 976 01:01:49,876 --> 01:01:53,042 -And I'm in. I'm calling off the security detail, I'm going to Peter for the meeting. 977 01:01:53,292 --> 01:01:55,543 Looks like somebody's budget was confirmed. Oh, boy! 978 01:01:55,793 --> 01:01:58,842 -What are we doing with the body-- Ugh! What are we gonna do with her? 979 01:01:59,121 --> 01:02:02,356 -Oh, Pasha, do you have a wine cellar in your palace? do you have a wine cellar in your palace? 980 01:02:02,606 --> 01:02:05,525 -Oh, get drunk! That's a great idea! Genius! 981 01:02:05,775 --> 01:02:08,440 -That's crazy, they're on the phone solving problems. 982 01:02:08,690 --> 01:02:10,755 -What do they decide? -Artem, help me. 983 01:02:11,005 --> 01:02:12,837 And you, prince, why are you standing still? 984 01:02:13,087 --> 01:02:15,933 You wanted to try something out there. Go try it. 985 01:02:20,452 --> 01:02:21,952 -Bonjour, madame! 986 01:02:22,439 --> 01:02:24,956 (addresses in French) 987 01:02:26,589 --> 01:02:29,032 -Do you, young lady, understand their language? -No. -No. 988 01:02:29,803 --> 01:02:31,947 I love France, but I didn't learn the language. 989 01:02:32,949 --> 01:02:35,134 Inglisch, globale lengvitch. Andestand? 990 01:02:35,385 --> 01:02:36,860 -But! 991 01:02:37,111 --> 01:02:38,722 -This is your dance teacher. 992 01:02:39,201 --> 01:02:41,598 Grigory Pavlovich sent him from Paris. 993 01:02:42,705 --> 01:02:44,375 (quietly) Are they all like this in Paris? 994 01:02:44,625 --> 01:02:46,125 -Lately, yes. 995 01:02:46,915 --> 01:02:48,442 Where's Grigory Pavlovich? 996 01:02:48,692 --> 01:02:51,710 -Grigory Pavlovich... (speaking French) 997 01:02:51,960 --> 01:02:53,470 -I beg your pardon! 998 01:02:54,630 --> 01:02:58,024 Catherine, my soul, I got held up on business. 999 01:03:02,990 --> 01:03:05,327 -I found out she doesn't speak French. 1000 01:03:05,597 --> 01:03:07,215 -Where's the champagne, village? 1001 01:03:07,919 --> 01:03:11,096 Come on, cow, move your flanks! My throat is dry. 1002 01:03:13,816 --> 01:03:17,203 Why aren't you playing? Why is my guest bored? 1003 01:03:17,712 --> 01:03:21,049 I'll drive you all to hell. and you'll be in the pub! 1004 01:03:24,246 --> 01:03:25,746 -Oh! 1005 01:03:26,299 --> 01:03:28,486 (musicians playing slow music) 1006 01:03:32,853 --> 01:03:34,353 I asked for fun! 1007 01:03:34,603 --> 01:03:37,320 -That's the fun part. There's more development. 1008 01:03:37,626 --> 01:03:39,304 -So start with development! 1009 01:03:40,148 --> 01:03:41,760 -You broke my bow! 1010 01:03:43,595 --> 01:03:46,173 -What are your fingers for? Or should I break them too? 1011 01:03:50,144 --> 01:03:52,437 Lick it with your tongue to make it shine. 1012 01:03:56,468 --> 01:03:58,873 And this is to wake you up. 1013 01:04:00,302 --> 01:04:01,913 Why aren't we dancing? 1014 01:04:02,910 --> 01:04:05,249 (teacher, with emphasis) -Please take your position. 1015 01:04:06,377 --> 01:04:07,877 -Burney, 1016 01:04:08,127 --> 01:04:10,349 champagne spilled, bring new champagne. 1017 01:04:11,165 --> 01:04:12,665 It's not the last one. 1018 01:04:14,835 --> 01:04:16,775 (waltz playing) 1019 01:04:18,813 --> 01:04:21,315 (in French) -One, two, three. 1020 01:04:40,521 --> 01:04:42,021 (gasps, groans) 1021 01:04:57,556 --> 01:04:59,056 -Well, here we are. 1022 01:05:03,901 --> 01:05:05,401 Hey! 1023 01:05:08,088 --> 01:05:09,588 Hey! 1024 01:05:10,173 --> 01:05:11,673 What are you guys doing? 1025 01:05:11,923 --> 01:05:13,740 Oh! Oh, my. 1026 01:05:14,218 --> 01:05:16,811 Have you lost your way? 1027 01:05:18,122 --> 01:05:19,695 Another kidnapping! 1028 01:05:20,571 --> 01:05:22,280 Causing bodily harm. 1029 01:05:23,430 --> 01:05:25,041 Forcible confinement. 1030 01:05:25,689 --> 01:05:29,026 How long are you going to sit there? You don't have that many lives. 1031 01:05:29,518 --> 01:05:31,796 -I'd certainly get closer to you. 1032 01:05:32,313 --> 01:05:34,770 But I'm afraid you'll get at my throat. 1033 01:05:35,157 --> 01:05:36,657 -We're getting our hands dirty. 1034 01:05:36,907 --> 01:05:39,353 -Pardon us for our barbaric methods. 1035 01:05:39,657 --> 01:05:42,879 -You're the head of this charade, aren't you? -It's not a scam. 1036 01:05:43,353 --> 01:05:46,558 This is a serious science project. -That's what you'll tell the court. 1037 01:05:46,808 --> 01:05:48,900 -Let's get to trial first. 1038 01:05:49,163 --> 01:05:51,944 Maybe you'll have a change of heart by then. 1039 01:05:53,574 --> 01:05:55,919 -Well, the phone was confiscated, of course. -Of course. -Of course. 1040 01:05:56,465 --> 01:05:58,533 But just so you don't get bored, 1041 01:05:59,028 --> 01:06:02,145 we've given you this wonderful gadget. 1042 01:06:03,748 --> 01:06:05,688 (dance music) 1043 01:06:08,895 --> 01:06:11,524 -What's that? -And I want you to take some time 1044 01:06:11,774 --> 01:06:13,452 watching your daughter. 1045 01:06:15,384 --> 01:06:16,884 -I have to pee. 1046 01:06:17,433 --> 01:06:18,933 -А! 1047 01:06:19,183 --> 01:06:21,368 There's a pot right there. 1048 01:06:21,619 --> 01:06:23,092 -Where? -Where. 1049 01:06:23,342 --> 01:06:24,772 -Come here! 1050 01:06:25,022 --> 01:06:28,322 -And if you get naughty, we'll take the pot away. 1051 01:06:28,572 --> 01:06:30,676 -Come here! Come here! 1052 01:06:32,803 --> 01:06:35,081 -Listen, and Grigory Pavlovich - who is he? 1053 01:06:36,955 --> 01:06:39,967 -Who's "who"? -Well, prince, count? 1054 01:06:42,102 --> 01:06:43,602 -Graph. -Graph? 1055 01:06:45,452 --> 01:06:46,952 And last name? 1056 01:06:47,425 --> 01:06:48,925 -Dostoevsky. 1057 01:06:49,670 --> 01:06:51,303 -Seriously? Uh-huh. 1058 01:06:51,903 --> 01:06:54,480 -What do you mean? Is he related to the guy? 1059 01:06:56,203 --> 01:06:57,785 -What "the one"? 1060 01:06:58,331 --> 01:06:59,831 -Fyodor Mikhailovich. 1061 01:07:00,495 --> 01:07:01,995 Grigory Pavlovich. 1062 01:07:02,478 --> 01:07:03,978 Yeah, it's a long way. 1063 01:07:04,352 --> 01:07:05,852 All right, forget it. 1064 01:07:07,049 --> 01:07:08,651 You know, I was wrong. 1065 01:07:08,902 --> 01:07:10,520 There's something about him after all. 1066 01:07:15,777 --> 01:07:19,845 -I don't get it, what was that? Why did you turn on that major on Rublevka? 1067 01:07:20,910 --> 01:07:22,944 What, did you want her to like you so much? 1068 01:07:23,194 --> 01:07:24,977 -I was a mirror for her. 1069 01:07:25,525 --> 01:07:28,103 I thought I'd show you what it looks like from the outside. 1070 01:07:28,498 --> 01:07:30,372 -Well, I think she's really into it! 1071 01:07:31,159 --> 01:07:34,088 -What did you expect from improvisation? -What did you expect from improvisation? -Hush! 1072 01:07:34,516 --> 01:07:36,026 That's not the whole plan. 1073 01:07:36,539 --> 01:07:39,586 It's true what they say. you don't show a fool half a job. 1074 01:07:39,836 --> 01:07:41,344 -What? 1075 01:07:41,595 --> 01:07:44,278 -I'm just finishing up, sorry. And you guys watch! 1076 01:07:45,732 --> 01:07:48,675 -What was that? I think he was a little rude to you. 1077 01:07:48,925 --> 01:07:50,955 -I've got everything under control. -Yeah? 1078 01:07:51,299 --> 01:07:52,800 -Yeah. -It doesn't look like it. 1079 01:07:53,050 --> 01:07:55,029 -Dumbasses don't get half a job! 1080 01:07:55,420 --> 01:07:57,876 Why don't you go get some coffee over there? 1081 01:08:00,044 --> 01:08:01,544 -And this isn't coffee. 1082 01:08:03,197 --> 01:08:04,697 -Katie, 1083 01:08:05,752 --> 01:08:07,909 I hope you can forgive me. 1084 01:08:08,674 --> 01:08:10,936 My behavior in the ballroom was..... 1085 01:08:12,104 --> 01:08:13,604 unworthy. 1086 01:08:14,038 --> 01:08:15,777 -It seemed fine. 1087 01:08:16,032 --> 01:08:18,031 -Don't console me. I'm an earl. 1088 01:08:19,471 --> 01:08:21,328 I can't afford it. 1089 01:08:22,575 --> 01:08:24,075 -That's the other way around! 1090 01:08:24,325 --> 01:08:27,203 You're an earl! You can afford whatever you want. 1091 01:08:30,237 --> 01:08:32,095 -I used to think so too. 1092 01:08:33,413 --> 01:08:34,996 that status and wealth 1093 01:08:36,994 --> 01:08:38,577 entitles me to everything. 1094 01:08:39,508 --> 01:08:41,717 But I was set on the right path. 1095 01:08:41,967 --> 01:08:43,467 My father. 1096 01:08:44,326 --> 01:08:45,826 -And what did he do? 1097 01:08:46,076 --> 01:08:47,576 -Whipped me. 1098 01:08:48,108 --> 01:08:49,608 Figuratively speaking. 1099 01:08:50,512 --> 01:08:54,932 Now I realize that status is first and foremost a responsibility. 1100 01:08:56,161 --> 01:08:57,661 -There! There you go! 1101 01:08:58,094 --> 01:08:59,594 Did you all hear that? 1102 01:09:00,220 --> 01:09:02,199 That's when you need it, no one's around. 1103 01:09:03,408 --> 01:09:06,330 Fireworks, put me on something festive. 1104 01:09:06,749 --> 01:09:09,147 (solemn music) 1105 01:09:09,544 --> 01:09:11,155 -I'm trying to be better, 1106 01:09:12,151 --> 01:09:13,651 but sometimes I snap. 1107 01:09:14,864 --> 01:09:16,364 Like today. 1108 01:09:17,397 --> 01:09:19,009 Do I displease you very much? 1109 01:09:21,681 --> 01:09:23,181 -No. 1110 01:09:23,480 --> 01:09:24,980 Quite the opposite. 1111 01:09:28,814 --> 01:09:31,332 Your dad must be very proud of you. 1112 01:09:32,943 --> 01:09:35,273 -By the way, he'll be at the ball. 1113 01:09:36,822 --> 01:09:38,566 -Yeah? -Yeah? 1114 01:09:38,816 --> 01:09:40,376 -That's why I lost my temper. 1115 01:09:41,064 --> 01:09:44,526 I'm very worried. It's important to me that he likes you. 1116 01:09:45,890 --> 01:09:47,538 -Okay, all right. 1117 01:09:48,707 --> 01:09:50,505 And what would it take to do that? 1118 01:09:50,857 --> 01:09:53,554 (in French) -One, two, three! One, two, three! 1119 01:09:54,896 --> 01:09:58,620 -I'm not much of a dancer myself, but this ball is special. 1120 01:09:59,371 --> 01:10:01,100 We have to be flawless. 1121 01:10:03,497 --> 01:10:07,311 -That means we're gonna dance the shit out of it. -That means we're gonna dance the shit out of it. -Speech needs work, too. 1122 01:10:08,085 --> 01:10:10,461 (lively music) 1123 01:10:11,911 --> 01:10:14,009 -How do I address his dad? 1124 01:10:14,310 --> 01:10:16,563 -A Count Pavel Sergeevich. 1125 01:10:16,813 --> 01:10:19,160 should be greeted in the following manner: 1126 01:10:19,411 --> 01:10:20,923 "Gracious sovereign, 1127 01:10:21,174 --> 01:10:24,808 allow me to pay you my highest consideration." 1128 01:10:25,893 --> 01:10:27,393 -God! 1129 01:10:27,978 --> 01:10:31,012 Okay, I'll get over it sometime. -In French, of course. 1130 01:10:39,353 --> 01:10:41,616 -Monsieur, per me te nu... 1131 01:10:42,162 --> 01:10:44,381 Per me mu... Per me te. 1132 01:10:44,905 --> 01:10:48,446 (teacher) -How do we address to an adult married woman? 1133 01:10:48,927 --> 01:10:50,427 -Mmm. “Woman”? 1134 01:10:53,109 --> 01:10:54,609 Sir, 1135 01:10:55,109 --> 01:10:56,609 For me to change... 1136 01:10:57,634 --> 01:10:59,134 Ouch! 1137 01:10:59,987 --> 01:11:02,730 Sir, allow me... 1138 01:11:03,925 --> 01:11:05,425 From you... 1139 01:11:05,675 --> 01:11:07,175 Oh, come on! 1140 01:11:10,454 --> 01:11:12,493 Sir, allow me to tell you. Ouch! 1141 01:11:13,733 --> 01:11:15,233 (chuckles) 1142 01:11:16,869 --> 01:11:18,369 Per me mua... 1143 01:11:18,757 --> 01:11:20,426 from you to me... 1144 01:11:21,851 --> 01:11:23,527 Oh! Shit! 1145 01:11:24,558 --> 01:11:28,643 ...same speaks with you. 1146 01:11:30,032 --> 01:11:31,532 Thank you so much. 1147 01:11:32,039 --> 01:11:33,762 Of you deep 1148 01:11:35,486 --> 01:11:37,681 my admiration. 1149 01:11:44,424 --> 01:11:45,924 -Hello. 1150 01:11:50,081 --> 01:11:51,581 Your order. 1151 01:11:53,762 --> 01:11:55,380 What's going on here? 1152 01:11:56,209 --> 01:11:57,709 -Morning snack. 1153 01:11:58,584 --> 01:12:00,084 -Leo! Lyova! 1154 01:12:00,334 --> 01:12:02,242 Leo, I'm not playing his dad! 1155 01:12:02,492 --> 01:12:05,475 -Daddy doesn't want to play daddy? What's wrong? I don't understand. 1156 01:12:05,726 --> 01:12:09,669 -Leo, I agree with Pasha. He's not much of a dad, of course. 1157 01:12:10,217 --> 01:12:13,595 -What? -It's just not your role, it's too hard. 1158 01:12:13,970 --> 01:12:17,264 -Well, you're a great dramatic actress, so you know better. 1159 01:12:17,514 --> 01:12:19,911 -I don't understand. Is there a complaint? 1160 01:12:20,420 --> 01:12:23,694 Lyov, am I doing something wrong? -Why are you distracting Lyov? 1161 01:12:23,944 --> 01:12:26,841 You should ask your husband! -Okay, husband. 1162 01:12:27,881 --> 01:12:29,381 How am I doing? 1163 01:12:31,352 --> 01:12:32,852 -Medium. 1164 01:12:33,457 --> 01:12:36,964 -That's enough, enough! Come with me. -Where? 1165 01:12:40,327 --> 01:12:44,124 -You need to work things out. The best way is a fair fight. 1166 01:12:44,374 --> 01:12:46,783 This is for you, this is for you. Fight! 1167 01:12:47,288 --> 01:12:50,338 -You don't really think we're gonna have a real fight, do you? 1168 01:12:50,798 --> 01:12:52,298 Nastya, what are you doing? 1169 01:12:53,636 --> 01:12:55,247 Nastya, what are you doing? 1170 01:12:56,491 --> 01:12:57,991 Nastya! 1171 01:13:01,413 --> 01:13:03,549 Nastya! What's the matter? Ouch! 1172 01:13:04,638 --> 01:13:06,138 Nastya, I, uh. 1173 01:13:06,612 --> 01:13:08,426 For what? -Everything. 1174 01:13:08,876 --> 01:13:10,410 For all my lonely evenings! 1175 01:13:10,660 --> 01:13:13,470 For the duck and apples that I threw away because of you! 1176 01:13:13,720 --> 01:13:17,048 Two weeks in the Alps, that I spent alone like a fool! 1177 01:13:17,298 --> 01:13:20,427 For 250 episodes of a Turkish series! 1178 01:13:20,677 --> 01:13:22,177 -Nastya! 1179 01:13:22,978 --> 01:13:25,114 Nastya. Nastya. 1180 01:13:25,808 --> 01:13:28,219 Have you ever wondered why I've been missing work? 1181 01:13:28,469 --> 01:13:32,815 Because you're always nagging me! You don't like it, you don't like it, you don't like it, you don't like it! 1182 01:13:33,158 --> 01:13:34,962 Everything I do is my fault! 1183 01:13:35,213 --> 01:13:36,936 What the hell is going on? 1184 01:13:37,318 --> 01:13:39,436 А! Eye! -Pashenka... 1185 01:13:39,686 --> 01:13:41,671 Oh, my God! Am I in trouble? -My eye! 1186 01:13:42,180 --> 01:13:43,791 Oh. -I'm sorry. Does it hurt? 1187 01:13:46,836 --> 01:13:49,125 (solemn music) 1188 01:13:56,993 --> 01:13:59,517 -Shit, this is a long shot. I'm totally screwed. 1189 01:14:00,548 --> 01:14:02,048 I'm afraid there's going to be an embarrassment. 1190 01:14:02,298 --> 01:14:04,396 -Don't be afraid of anything, lean on me. 1191 01:14:05,069 --> 01:14:07,767 (dance music) 1192 01:14:17,071 --> 01:14:19,256 -He won't like me. -Why not? 1193 01:14:19,895 --> 01:14:21,395 I like you. 1194 01:14:23,739 --> 01:14:25,350 -You don't know me at all. 1195 01:14:26,700 --> 01:14:28,200 -I already know. 1196 01:14:29,420 --> 01:14:31,997 You put up with a lot when your stepmother hurt you. 1197 01:14:32,729 --> 01:14:34,229 You're restrained. 1198 01:14:34,479 --> 01:14:37,190 You're embarrassed by this lavish ball. You're modest. 1199 01:14:37,968 --> 01:14:40,126 You're kind to Luba, a simple peasant woman. 1200 01:14:41,111 --> 01:14:42,611 You are merciful. 1201 01:14:44,135 --> 01:14:46,293 -No one's ever said that to me. 1202 01:14:48,174 --> 01:14:50,391 -Katya, you can't be so stupid! 1203 01:14:55,337 --> 01:14:58,393 -High Judge of the Imperial Court of Justice 1204 01:14:58,715 --> 01:15:00,423 minister of justice 1205 01:15:00,746 --> 01:15:04,613 Count Pavel Sergeyevich Dostoevsky! 1206 01:15:09,856 --> 01:15:11,356 (whispering) -Dad! 1207 01:15:14,216 --> 01:15:16,134 (whispering) -What's wrong with his eye? 1208 01:15:16,788 --> 01:15:18,792 -Lost it. In combat. 1209 01:15:19,043 --> 01:15:20,546 -How's Kutuzov? 1210 01:15:20,796 --> 01:15:22,511 -Yes, yes. -Like Kutuzov. 1211 01:15:23,328 --> 01:15:24,939 It's a family joke. 1212 01:15:25,392 --> 01:15:26,892 Shall we? 1213 01:15:31,095 --> 01:15:32,595 Hello, Dad. 1214 01:15:32,885 --> 01:15:34,295 -Hello, Grisha. 1215 01:15:34,546 --> 01:15:37,033 -May I present Catherine... 1216 01:15:37,736 --> 01:15:39,236 Catherine. 1217 01:15:40,000 --> 01:15:41,900 -Monsieur, père monsieur, père mété moi. 1218 01:15:42,202 --> 01:15:45,072 de vous themeigne ma plu profonde admiración. 1219 01:15:46,774 --> 01:15:48,325 -Yes, yes, sharman. 1220 01:15:49,894 --> 01:15:51,572 Your dress is so beautiful. 1221 01:15:52,861 --> 01:15:54,487 -Mercy. -From Paris? 1222 01:15:55,239 --> 01:15:56,739 -I made it myself. 1223 01:15:58,195 --> 01:15:59,695 -Well, well, well. 1224 01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:03,058 -Are you in a bad mood, Daddy? 1225 01:16:07,471 --> 01:16:08,971 -Yes, Grisha. 1226 01:16:09,614 --> 01:16:11,114 Here you go, 1227 01:16:11,450 --> 01:16:14,297 straight to you from the courtroom. 1228 01:16:15,646 --> 01:16:17,804 It's a tough case, I'll tell you that. 1229 01:16:19,003 --> 01:16:21,086 I can't get it out of my head. 1230 01:16:21,677 --> 01:16:23,629 -What's the matter, Daddy? 1231 01:16:27,057 --> 01:16:28,601 -A young lady 1232 01:16:29,912 --> 01:16:31,777 drank wine with the hussars. 1233 01:16:32,302 --> 01:16:34,002 (all laughing) 1234 01:16:35,238 --> 01:16:37,731 I asked you to, just for fun, 1235 01:16:37,981 --> 01:16:40,618 to steal a cannon from the regiment 1236 01:16:42,888 --> 01:16:46,021 and with her own hands she fired 1237 01:16:46,627 --> 01:16:48,837 to a peasant's hut. 1238 01:16:49,089 --> 01:16:50,589 Bang! (all shouting) 1239 01:16:50,839 --> 01:16:52,339 -What a nightmare. 1240 01:16:53,265 --> 01:16:54,765 -The house is in splinters. 1241 01:16:55,648 --> 01:16:57,589 Miraculously didn't kill anyone. 1242 01:17:02,847 --> 01:17:04,479 -What's the problem, Dad? 1243 01:17:05,589 --> 01:17:07,089 -Difficulty? 1244 01:17:08,077 --> 01:17:12,739 Her mother is an important person at court. 1245 01:17:13,317 --> 01:17:14,817 (all gasp) 1246 01:17:15,067 --> 01:17:16,842 She's asking for her daughter. 1247 01:17:17,794 --> 01:17:20,395 He assures me he'll make it up to you. 1248 01:17:22,156 --> 01:17:23,656 And the girl. 1249 01:17:27,317 --> 01:17:28,817 is remorseful. 1250 01:17:29,605 --> 01:17:31,105 Sort of. 1251 01:17:33,494 --> 01:17:35,106 You could have forgiven me, 1252 01:17:35,900 --> 01:17:39,009 but the law says Siberia. 1253 01:17:40,072 --> 01:17:41,757 (all) -Siberia! Siberia! Siberia! 1254 01:17:42,007 --> 01:17:43,618 -Siberia! -That's where she should go. 1255 01:17:46,502 --> 01:17:48,240 -What do you think, Katerina? 1256 01:17:49,647 --> 01:17:51,147 Forgive the young lady? 1257 01:17:51,694 --> 01:17:53,791 Or sent to hard labor? -forgive. 1258 01:17:55,283 --> 01:17:56,783 Sure, forgive. 1259 01:17:57,452 --> 01:17:59,063 -You've got it so simple! 1260 01:17:59,824 --> 01:18:01,688 And if she doesn't change? 1261 01:18:02,670 --> 01:18:04,708 What if he goes back to his old ways? 1262 01:18:05,727 --> 01:18:09,083 That's how you're gonna know if she's telling the truth or not? 1263 01:18:15,699 --> 01:18:17,199 Why are you standing there? 1264 01:18:17,869 --> 01:18:19,607 Go on, dance. Go on, go on, go on. 1265 01:18:21,664 --> 01:18:23,792 (orchestra starts playing) 1266 01:18:26,923 --> 01:18:28,423 -Don't worry. 1267 01:18:29,500 --> 01:18:31,111 You said it right. 1268 01:18:32,947 --> 01:18:35,607 (waltz music) I would have answered the same way. 1269 01:18:36,738 --> 01:18:38,716 -I told you he wouldn't like me. 1270 01:18:40,175 --> 01:18:41,675 -Daddy's complicated. 1271 01:18:42,933 --> 01:18:44,516 But the ball had just begun. 1272 01:18:45,570 --> 01:18:47,368 We have lots and lots of time. 1273 01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,525 -Sorry, I'll be right back. 1274 01:19:02,128 --> 01:19:04,645 Pavel Sergeyevich, may I invite you? 1275 01:19:05,072 --> 01:19:06,572 -Me? -You. 1276 01:19:07,246 --> 01:19:09,643 White dance - ladies invite the cavaliers. 1277 01:19:11,037 --> 01:19:15,563 -But I didn't actually prepare to dance. -Yes, you did. -And I warned you, it's a tough role. 1278 01:19:15,871 --> 01:19:19,004 -Pasha, if you don't want to dance, don't dance. -What do you mean, "don't dance"? 1279 01:19:19,255 --> 01:19:20,755 Up and at 'em! 1280 01:19:31,133 --> 01:19:33,932 -How can this girl prove that she's changed? 1281 01:19:34,182 --> 01:19:37,275 -How do you prove it? Wait, are you asking me? 1282 01:19:37,689 --> 01:19:39,442 How... How? 1283 01:19:39,809 --> 01:19:41,420 -Leo, come on, save him! 1284 01:19:41,802 --> 01:19:43,473 -Tell her, it's-. 1285 01:19:44,996 --> 01:19:46,607 Well, you'd have to ask her. 1286 01:19:47,338 --> 01:19:50,410 -I'm asking you how. How can she prove it? 1287 01:19:50,950 --> 01:19:52,552 -And I'll tell you how. You don't! 1288 01:19:52,802 --> 01:19:56,666 She doesn't know yet if she'll change or not. And no one does. 1289 01:19:57,089 --> 01:20:00,893 You might want to ask yourself this question: if your son were in her shoes, 1290 01:20:01,143 --> 01:20:04,197 would you be sitting here right now thinking - forgive him or go to hard labor? 1291 01:20:04,447 --> 01:20:05,947 -Ha! Did you eat it? 1292 01:20:08,201 --> 01:20:10,462 -And I can also see that you don't like me. 1293 01:20:10,712 --> 01:20:13,646 But that doesn't matter. The important thing is that your son likes me. 1294 01:20:29,897 --> 01:20:31,397 -Give it to me. 1295 01:20:32,961 --> 01:20:34,461 -Anything okay? 1296 01:20:34,927 --> 01:20:36,427 -It's fine. 1297 01:20:37,524 --> 01:20:40,109 (waltz music) 1298 01:21:15,685 --> 01:21:17,436 (all gasp) 1299 01:21:29,253 --> 01:21:30,753 -Disaster! 1300 01:21:32,089 --> 01:21:33,589 Trouble, gentlemen! 1301 01:21:33,840 --> 01:21:35,345 The French are on the doorstep! 1302 01:21:35,596 --> 01:21:38,697 There's gonna be a big unit here any minute. 1303 01:21:40,956 --> 01:21:44,236 -Ladies and gentlemen, don't panic! You are under my protection! 1304 01:21:44,486 --> 01:21:45,986 (gunshot) 1305 01:21:46,771 --> 01:21:49,298 -I'm sorry, what year is this? -1812-й. 1306 01:21:49,548 --> 01:21:50,978 -1812-й? 1307 01:21:51,228 --> 01:21:52,658 -The horse is coming! 1308 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:54,418 (roaring, hoof stomping) 1309 01:21:55,398 --> 01:21:56,898 Cannon fire! 1310 01:21:57,148 --> 01:21:59,111 Sabres, action! The window! 1311 01:21:59,883 --> 01:22:01,764 (glass clinks, everyone screams) 1312 01:22:03,389 --> 01:22:05,044 -Wait, wait. Let's go. 1313 01:22:05,294 --> 01:22:07,022 I don't want you to get hurt. 1314 01:22:07,272 --> 01:22:09,251 -Are you fighting Napoleon here? 1315 01:22:09,683 --> 01:22:11,726 - "You"? Why "you"? "We"! 1316 01:22:11,976 --> 01:22:13,615 -How the hell did I get here? 1317 01:22:13,865 --> 01:22:15,828 (frightened screams) 1318 01:22:17,081 --> 01:22:18,581 -Everything! 1319 01:22:18,831 --> 01:22:22,083 All right, we got the Frogs back! 1320 01:22:22,577 --> 01:22:24,605 Really got me a little bit, the devils! 1321 01:22:24,855 --> 01:22:26,862 -They're already gone. -Oh, yeah? 1322 01:22:28,406 --> 01:22:30,505 I was actually practicing. 1323 01:22:31,838 --> 01:22:33,674 -Leo! So, like me, huh? 1324 01:22:34,483 --> 01:22:36,851 -Bad, Pasha. Bad. -Why bad? 1325 01:22:37,525 --> 01:22:41,766 -This is ridiculous. It's just a kids' party. New Year's Eve in the yard. 1326 01:22:42,155 --> 01:22:44,618 Now we've done something to scare her, and then what? 1327 01:22:44,868 --> 01:22:48,314 I need a scale, so she can see the real danger. 1328 01:22:48,629 --> 01:22:52,372 We're training her for a feat. -Well, so far, I'm the only one doing the deed. 1329 01:22:52,622 --> 01:22:56,556 I gave away the palace, I spent a lot of money! I'm doing all sorts of pirouettes! 1330 01:22:57,327 --> 01:22:58,929 -You're doing this for your son. 1331 01:22:59,179 --> 01:23:01,881 -And I keep a federal official I'm keeping her in the basement for my son, too? 1332 01:23:02,131 --> 01:23:04,341 -No. -You're doing this for all of us. 1333 01:23:04,618 --> 01:23:07,126 -By the way, how are we going to solve this problem? 1334 01:23:07,376 --> 01:23:09,233 -Well, is that a problem? 1335 01:23:09,805 --> 01:23:11,305 This is a disaster! 1336 01:23:22,113 --> 01:23:24,321 -I think I had a different mustache. 1337 01:23:24,572 --> 01:23:26,072 -What mustache? 1338 01:23:26,512 --> 01:23:28,249 She doesn't remember your name. 1339 01:23:30,364 --> 01:23:31,975 -By the way, what's my name? 1340 01:23:32,792 --> 01:23:35,855 -Shit! -Is that my "parents" here? 1341 01:23:36,105 --> 01:23:38,614 -Yes. -I don't know what it means, but it's them. 1342 01:23:38,864 --> 01:23:40,542 -What do you mean? Are they following me? 1343 01:23:41,391 --> 01:23:43,590 No, no, I don't want to go there, I'm not going back! 1344 01:23:45,028 --> 01:23:47,291 -Don't be afraid. I won't give you to anyone. 1345 01:23:52,139 --> 01:23:53,750 (crying) -Oh, what grief! 1346 01:23:55,045 --> 01:23:56,545 Oh, my God! 1347 01:23:57,488 --> 01:23:58,988 What a nuisance, eh! 1348 01:23:59,833 --> 01:24:03,924 Grigory Pavlovich, my dear, help us! 1349 01:24:04,576 --> 01:24:06,076 -French! 1350 01:24:06,598 --> 01:24:08,216 The army is innumerable! 1351 01:24:08,914 --> 01:24:11,762 They've taken our estate. 1352 01:24:12,398 --> 01:24:15,395 Father's house, nobleman's nest. 1353 01:24:15,822 --> 01:24:17,790 We barely got away. 1354 01:24:18,040 --> 01:24:19,540 -Barely got away! 1355 01:24:20,403 --> 01:24:21,903 (crying) 1356 01:24:24,633 --> 01:24:26,602 -Don't let me go, Grigory Pavlovich! 1357 01:24:26,852 --> 01:24:28,305 -Katenka... 1358 01:24:28,556 --> 01:24:31,406 -That leaves us with a bare ass, as they say. 1359 01:24:34,960 --> 01:24:36,571 There's nowhere else to go! 1360 01:24:39,240 --> 01:24:40,740 -А... 1361 01:24:40,990 --> 01:24:43,402 And where, I'm afraid to ask... 1362 01:24:44,428 --> 01:24:45,928 Aglaia? 1363 01:24:48,339 --> 01:24:51,044 (sobbing) 1364 01:24:52,100 --> 01:24:54,210 -Did you have to take me out? 1365 01:24:54,460 --> 01:24:57,061 That's how I'd play the part right now, I'd make everyone laugh! 1366 01:24:57,311 --> 01:25:00,014 -They don't have any money. They're already cutting back on everything. 1367 01:25:00,264 --> 01:25:02,123 I got thrown off my tail, too. 1368 01:25:03,302 --> 01:25:04,914 -There's nothing to do! 1369 01:25:07,633 --> 01:25:09,706 No way! I don't feel like it at all. 1370 01:25:12,311 --> 01:25:15,107 (Katya) -They say all the rooms are occupied by the wounded. 1371 01:25:15,990 --> 01:25:19,183 So we're gonna have to squeeze in here. 1372 01:25:21,485 --> 01:25:22,985 -We will. 1373 01:25:29,388 --> 01:25:31,365 Katya, I'm sorry, please. 1374 01:25:33,162 --> 01:25:34,900 I'm so sorry to you. 1375 01:25:36,648 --> 01:25:38,230 -Come on, come on. 1376 01:25:39,149 --> 01:25:40,731 You don't have time for me right now. 1377 01:25:42,889 --> 01:25:44,987 -It was you I didn't care about before. 1378 01:25:45,789 --> 01:25:48,358 You know, when I married your father, 1379 01:25:48,608 --> 01:25:50,346 you were just a baby. 1380 01:25:51,378 --> 01:25:52,888 You needed a mom. 1381 01:25:55,096 --> 01:25:56,596 What about me? 1382 01:25:57,350 --> 01:25:58,953 I've got lights, balls. 1383 01:25:59,972 --> 01:26:01,483 Some aspirations. 1384 01:26:03,231 --> 01:26:05,501 So I left you to babysit. 1385 01:26:08,058 --> 01:26:10,357 But you probably don't remember that, do you? 1386 01:26:11,840 --> 01:26:13,937 (thoughtful music) 1387 01:26:34,458 --> 01:26:35,958 -I remember. 1388 01:26:40,412 --> 01:26:44,908 -You know, I lost one daughter, and now I realize I realize I lost you a long time ago. 1389 01:26:46,826 --> 01:26:49,471 If I could make things right... 1390 01:26:54,586 --> 01:26:56,564 -It's never too late to make things right. 1391 01:27:12,648 --> 01:27:14,259 -Hey, you, is anyone there? 1392 01:27:15,531 --> 01:27:19,260 -You have no idea how glad I am that you've changed your mind. 1393 01:27:19,510 --> 01:27:22,032 -I understand, kind Tatyana Vasilyevna, 1394 01:27:22,282 --> 01:27:26,239 did you enjoy our little movie starring your daughter? 1395 01:27:27,079 --> 01:27:28,697 -You were counting on it. 1396 01:27:29,740 --> 01:27:31,240 Congratulations to you. 1397 01:27:32,025 --> 01:27:33,885 It worked. -And if you'd just, uh. 1398 01:27:34,135 --> 01:27:35,635 -Shh-shh-shh-shh-shh-shh, don't. 1399 01:27:36,018 --> 01:27:40,628 -Well, I won't get in your way. Just do your thing. 1400 01:27:40,878 --> 01:27:42,968 -We're going to go boom! -We're going to go boom! -Quiet, let's go. 1401 01:27:43,218 --> 01:27:45,306 -Fabulous! Thank you so much. 1402 01:27:45,556 --> 01:27:48,979 But to be honest, we were counting on for some help. 1403 01:27:49,346 --> 01:27:51,009 -What do you need? -Well... 1404 01:27:51,489 --> 01:27:53,684 You're an official, I'm a scientist. 1405 01:27:54,089 --> 01:27:57,684 What do scientists usually want from government officials? Money. 1406 01:28:00,838 --> 01:28:02,338 -Dictate the number. 1407 01:28:05,283 --> 01:28:07,568 (sullen music) 1408 01:28:14,026 --> 01:28:15,526 -Luba... -А? 1409 01:28:15,883 --> 01:28:17,995 -Where are so many of them coming from? -Where do they come from? 1410 01:28:18,245 --> 01:28:21,167 The French don't use slingshots they don't shoot with slingshots either. Let's go. 1411 01:28:25,542 --> 01:28:27,042 -Geez, why are we here? 1412 01:28:29,018 --> 01:28:30,629 We're not doctors, we're not nurses. 1413 01:28:31,812 --> 01:28:33,313 I'm afraid of blood in general. 1414 01:28:33,563 --> 01:28:35,174 -Don't touch the wounds. 1415 01:28:35,753 --> 01:28:40,403 They're our soldiers. They need encouragement. A kind word, a caress. 1416 01:28:41,328 --> 01:28:42,828 (groaning) 1417 01:28:43,374 --> 01:28:46,040 -We did a number on those Frogs. 1418 01:28:46,290 --> 01:28:47,804 Yes, brothers? 1419 01:28:48,055 --> 01:28:49,663 (wounded men, chorus) -Yes! 1420 01:28:50,500 --> 01:28:54,973 -They really got me, though, you mustachioed devils! 1421 01:28:55,541 --> 01:28:57,947 -Courage! Go on, go on, cheer me up. -No. 1422 01:29:00,030 --> 01:29:01,530 (groaning) 1423 01:29:04,351 --> 01:29:06,636 Does it hurt? -It's nothing, it's just a scratch. 1424 01:29:07,025 --> 01:29:09,955 I'll get some rest and get back in position. 1425 01:29:10,363 --> 01:29:11,863 (yelling) Chop the gutter! 1426 01:29:12,113 --> 01:29:13,724 (wounded men, chorus) -Chop! 1427 01:29:14,192 --> 01:29:16,593 -You'll probably have to lie down for a long time. 1428 01:29:16,844 --> 01:29:18,369 -What? 1429 01:29:18,641 --> 01:29:20,141 How long is it gonna take? 1430 01:29:20,427 --> 01:29:22,692 Where have you ever seen a Frenchman 1431 01:29:23,052 --> 01:29:25,562 without Prokhor Panteleev being beaten? А? 1432 01:29:26,633 --> 01:29:29,270 Without me, that rotten Bonaparte. will reach Siberia! 1433 01:29:30,117 --> 01:29:31,728 -Don't worry, it won't. 1434 01:29:32,150 --> 01:29:33,888 -What do you know, young lady? 1435 01:29:35,249 --> 01:29:37,766 (loudly) -I apologize for the spoiler, of course, 1436 01:29:38,820 --> 01:29:41,259 but Napoleon will lose! -I can't wait. 1437 01:29:45,094 --> 01:29:46,696 -It will reach Moscow, yes. 1438 01:29:46,946 --> 01:29:49,283 But he'll come back with nothing. 1439 01:29:50,377 --> 01:29:51,877 He's going to lose his army, 1440 01:29:52,632 --> 01:29:54,132 and it's freezing out here. 1441 01:29:54,573 --> 01:29:56,073 -Yeah, that's right. 1442 01:29:56,840 --> 01:29:58,340 -I can see the future! 1443 01:29:58,590 --> 01:30:00,479 (all cheering, laughing) 1444 01:30:00,729 --> 01:30:02,467 -That's what they should do, Frogs! 1445 01:30:03,901 --> 01:30:05,809 -That's right, young lady, that's right! 1446 01:30:06,059 --> 01:30:07,572 I told you so! 1447 01:30:07,823 --> 01:30:10,175 (upbeat music) Told you, brothers! 1448 01:30:10,989 --> 01:30:12,525 Chop the gutter! 1449 01:30:16,222 --> 01:30:17,722 -Lev Arnoldovich! 1450 01:30:17,973 --> 01:30:20,827 I realized what Katya Katya had to do the deed. 1451 01:30:21,299 --> 01:30:23,074 For the sake of the motherland! 1452 01:30:24,289 --> 01:30:27,376 -What? -Well, did you plan it for love? 1453 01:30:27,682 --> 01:30:30,527 Like the French have attacked, I'm in danger, 1454 01:30:30,777 --> 01:30:33,077 and she decided to save me. How's that? 1455 01:30:33,327 --> 01:30:34,928 -Well, just in general terms. 1456 01:30:35,178 --> 01:30:36,790 -Yes, but she's a woman. 1457 01:30:37,745 --> 01:30:39,338 It's kind of different for them. 1458 01:30:39,588 --> 01:30:43,422 You said it yourself-- a woman in love, on adrenaline, she'll do anything. 1459 01:30:43,672 --> 01:30:46,186 But that doesn't mean that she's really changed. 1460 01:30:46,436 --> 01:30:50,092 What if she's protecting not just me? Everyone! The country! 1461 01:30:50,747 --> 01:30:52,406 -Who? Katya? -Ha-ha-ha! 1462 01:30:52,656 --> 01:30:54,751 -The motherland? -Funny. 1463 01:30:55,001 --> 01:30:57,569 -She probably doesn't even know the word. "homeland." 1464 01:30:57,819 --> 01:31:00,696 -You should know, there's a nightclub in Khamovniki. 1465 01:31:01,610 --> 01:31:04,046 (laughter) 1466 01:31:04,628 --> 01:31:07,323 -Sit down! Sit down, make it happen. Do you have a plan? 1467 01:31:07,573 --> 01:31:09,287 -Generalities. -Then I'm calm. 1468 01:31:09,537 --> 01:31:11,266 -Leo, what are you doing? -Wait, Lyova! 1469 01:31:11,516 --> 01:31:12,945 What's going on? 1470 01:31:13,195 --> 01:31:15,850 -It's gonna be a disaster, a disaster! 1471 01:31:16,100 --> 01:31:18,838 -Let's each of us do their own thing. 1472 01:31:19,088 --> 01:31:22,383 I'm doing Grisha, he - Katya. Do you have nothing better to do? 1473 01:31:22,633 --> 01:31:24,139 -What do you mean? 1474 01:31:24,390 --> 01:31:28,157 -Well, I think you guys talked about everything, you've cleared it all up, you've even had a fight. 1475 01:31:28,510 --> 01:31:31,291 You still don't understand what we need to do next? 1476 01:31:32,988 --> 01:31:34,488 Oh, you fools! 1477 01:31:36,606 --> 01:31:38,106 (drum roll) 1478 01:31:38,775 --> 01:31:40,275 -Katya! 1479 01:31:40,941 --> 01:31:43,339 I heard you talking about Napoleon. 1480 01:31:44,574 --> 01:31:46,514 You know that from the future? 1481 01:31:47,286 --> 01:31:48,786 -Yeah. 1482 01:31:49,361 --> 01:31:50,861 -How interesting. 1483 01:31:51,887 --> 01:31:54,482 So you know how it's gonna go down? 1484 01:31:55,513 --> 01:31:58,517 You can do something about it. Change the future. 1485 01:32:01,031 --> 01:32:02,531 -How's that? 1486 01:32:02,781 --> 01:32:04,640 -Well, let's say Napoleon. 1487 01:32:05,218 --> 01:32:10,463 If you tell him he's gonna lose, he might change his tactics. 1488 01:32:11,903 --> 01:32:13,715 And win in the end. 1489 01:32:15,866 --> 01:32:17,575 And if he conquers Russia, 1490 01:32:18,976 --> 01:32:21,500 there will be a great French empire here. 1491 01:32:23,172 --> 01:32:24,672 It's working, 1492 01:32:25,164 --> 01:32:26,664 it's all in your hands. 1493 01:32:28,168 --> 01:32:30,506 Or the other option... -How cool is that? 1494 01:32:31,437 --> 01:32:34,164 I love France, it's got oysters, croissants. 1495 01:32:34,569 --> 01:32:37,304 Culture, again. Everything is beautiful, exquisite. 1496 01:32:38,795 --> 01:32:40,413 I started learning French. 1497 01:32:42,053 --> 01:32:43,962 -Well, what's the point he's getting at now? 1498 01:32:44,212 --> 01:32:46,436 -What was his point? -You know, like a choice. 1499 01:32:47,374 --> 01:32:50,662 -What kind of choice is that? Why not surrender the country to Napoleon? 1500 01:32:51,536 --> 01:32:53,086 Where's your guy in charge? 1501 01:32:53,337 --> 01:32:54,921 -Where's the man in charge? -Where's the man in charge? -Where's the man in charge? 1502 01:32:55,172 --> 01:32:56,632 -He's asleep, I think. 1503 01:32:56,882 --> 01:32:58,880 -Grisha is our project manager now. 1504 01:32:59,130 --> 01:33:02,213 And he knows what he's doing. -You gonna shoot him in the back again? 1505 01:33:02,463 --> 01:33:04,199 -No, my daughter will definitely pass. -No. 1506 01:33:04,449 --> 01:33:07,881 She's been asking since she was 12 years old to send her to live abroad. 1507 01:33:09,147 --> 01:33:11,185 I'm just not comfortable with it because of work. 1508 01:33:11,806 --> 01:33:13,306 -I see your point. 1509 01:33:13,954 --> 01:33:15,454 -They're preparing for an assault. 1510 01:33:15,704 --> 01:33:17,622 Napoleon will personally supervise. 1511 01:33:18,104 --> 01:33:21,982 See? The tent is blue. It's the Emperor's. 1512 01:33:23,111 --> 01:33:24,611 -Handsome. 1513 01:33:25,765 --> 01:33:27,265 (gunshot) 1514 01:33:30,597 --> 01:33:32,287 -It's on! Come on! 1515 01:33:33,542 --> 01:33:35,451 -I'm sorry, what are we gonna do? 1516 01:33:35,701 --> 01:33:38,060 -Well, it's either run or fight. 1517 01:33:38,801 --> 01:33:40,412 to the last drop of blood! 1518 01:33:48,047 --> 01:33:50,982 Katya! We won't get far on foot. We need a horse. 1519 01:33:51,232 --> 01:33:52,912 -Whose regiment will you be, young man? 1520 01:33:53,162 --> 01:33:55,133 Oh, young lady! I'm sorry, I didn't recognize you. 1521 01:33:55,383 --> 01:33:57,501 What a joy! We'll fight side by side! 1522 01:33:57,751 --> 01:34:01,039 -We decided to run away. The dress is uncomfortable. -Papa, give me the horse! 1523 01:34:05,420 --> 01:34:07,405 -Run, my daughter! Run for your life! 1524 01:34:07,655 --> 01:34:11,120 -My girl, take care of yourself. I can't lose another daughter. 1525 01:34:11,370 --> 01:34:13,707 -Don't worry, young lady. We'll hold them off. 1526 01:34:16,276 --> 01:34:17,776 -Katya, shall we go? 1527 01:34:19,057 --> 01:34:20,557 -Come on, daughter, come on. 1528 01:34:21,868 --> 01:34:24,291 (dramatic music) 1529 01:34:24,541 --> 01:34:26,617 -Do you realize they're all going to be killed? 1530 01:34:28,759 --> 01:34:30,925 (thoughtful music) 1531 01:34:33,996 --> 01:34:35,496 -Let's go. 1532 01:34:44,121 --> 01:34:46,849 (dynamic music) 1533 01:34:57,184 --> 01:34:59,073 (French shouting) 1534 01:35:05,465 --> 01:35:08,218 (shouting in french) 1535 01:35:18,404 --> 01:35:20,862 -How's it going? -It's a very important moment. 1536 01:35:21,265 --> 01:35:22,944 Or they're about to take the fight... 1537 01:35:25,461 --> 01:35:29,161 -Do we give up? Tell them we have important information for Napoleon! 1538 01:35:29,411 --> 01:35:30,911 -Never! 1539 01:35:31,636 --> 01:35:33,146 (French shouting) 1540 01:35:34,730 --> 01:35:36,230 -Why don't you say anything? Speak up! 1541 01:35:37,959 --> 01:35:40,893 (in English) We have big information for Napoleon! 1542 01:35:41,143 --> 01:35:42,643 Okay? 1543 01:35:43,561 --> 01:35:45,061 -Well, or so it seems. 1544 01:35:45,311 --> 01:35:47,685 (shouting in french) 1545 01:35:48,097 --> 01:35:49,597 -Run! -Run! They'll kill you! 1546 01:35:53,037 --> 01:35:55,350 (dramatic music) 1547 01:36:03,172 --> 01:36:04,672 Everything! That's it, that's it, that's it. 1548 01:36:05,944 --> 01:36:07,444 That's it, I'm gone. 1549 01:36:07,772 --> 01:36:10,514 Thank you all, well done! See you on the battlefield. 1550 01:36:16,420 --> 01:36:18,861 (gunshots, battle noise) 1551 01:36:29,699 --> 01:36:31,377 -Go! Let's go, let's go! 1552 01:36:40,548 --> 01:36:42,048 (coughs) 1553 01:36:46,040 --> 01:36:47,673 Avenge me. 1554 01:36:52,979 --> 01:36:54,590 -Come on, Katya, come on! 1555 01:36:58,570 --> 01:37:00,270 -Thank you, get well! 1556 01:37:27,858 --> 01:37:30,082 -Halt! -Jump in! 1557 01:37:31,933 --> 01:37:33,806 Don't be afraid, young lady, we'll get through this! 1558 01:37:38,430 --> 01:37:40,348 -Are you sure it's safe? -Absolutely. 1559 01:37:40,737 --> 01:37:43,142 Absolutely, yes. -You're answering with your head. 1560 01:37:45,257 --> 01:37:46,757 (explosions) 1561 01:37:54,074 --> 01:37:57,363 -Where are we going? -Where are we going? To attack! 1562 01:38:07,530 --> 01:38:10,415 -Can you drop me off at this tent? -What? 1563 01:38:12,296 --> 01:38:14,028 Do you want to go to the French? -Yes. 1564 01:38:16,934 --> 01:38:18,545 -Run to the French, there they are! 1565 01:38:28,934 --> 01:38:31,033 (battle noise) 1566 01:38:51,250 --> 01:38:52,750 -Attack! 1567 01:39:05,382 --> 01:39:06,882 -А! 1568 01:39:12,959 --> 01:39:14,899 -Grisha! -You're alive! 1569 01:39:19,244 --> 01:39:20,744 (gunshot) 1570 01:39:25,829 --> 01:39:27,557 (tragic music) 1571 01:39:27,807 --> 01:39:30,397 Grisha! Grisha! 1572 01:39:31,150 --> 01:39:33,045 Grisha! Grisha! 1573 01:39:33,824 --> 01:39:35,324 Grisha! 1574 01:39:36,161 --> 01:39:37,765 Why are you doing this? Why are you doing this? 1575 01:39:38,600 --> 01:39:41,357 We could have surrendered together, everything would have been fine! 1576 01:39:42,107 --> 01:39:44,377 -It's gonna be okay. 1577 01:39:46,797 --> 01:39:48,297 It's in your hands. 1578 01:39:54,439 --> 01:39:56,702 (sad music) 1579 01:40:00,283 --> 01:40:01,783 -Grisha... 1580 01:40:08,704 --> 01:40:10,204 Grisha... 1581 01:40:38,323 --> 01:40:40,353 (explosions) 1582 01:40:49,501 --> 01:40:51,644 (French voices) 1583 01:40:55,991 --> 01:40:59,386 -Okay, so now my daughter betrays the country, what's next? 1584 01:41:00,351 --> 01:41:01,970 Are we gonna build Paris here? 1585 01:41:02,256 --> 01:41:05,028 -You might want to ask that question here to the project manager. 1586 01:41:05,278 --> 01:41:07,847 -Grisha, at what point are we going to put Katya to sleep? 1587 01:41:08,097 --> 01:41:11,534 When will she tell Napoleon about Borodino. or lead the French into battle? 1588 01:41:11,784 --> 01:41:13,453 -What's up? How we doing in here? 1589 01:41:13,703 --> 01:41:15,203 -Luxurious. 1590 01:41:15,644 --> 01:41:18,143 Anyway, I've seen enough. I'm taking my daughter. 1591 01:41:18,393 --> 01:41:21,590 What I spent on your scam, you're gonna pay me back, 1592 01:41:21,840 --> 01:41:24,240 including moral compensation! -Wait! 1593 01:41:25,947 --> 01:41:27,559 Give me five more minutes. 1594 01:41:34,840 --> 01:41:36,340 -Sharman. 1595 01:41:40,234 --> 01:41:41,734 -Aglaia? 1596 01:41:43,717 --> 01:41:45,329 (accent) -You know her? 1597 01:41:45,580 --> 01:41:47,761 -Her? I've never seen her before. 1598 01:41:48,133 --> 01:41:50,471 Some Russian fool. (laughs) 1599 01:41:51,570 --> 01:41:53,480 (Aglaia laughs) 1600 01:41:55,744 --> 01:41:58,179 (Aglaia and officers laughing) 1601 01:42:01,872 --> 01:42:04,090 (dramatic music) 1602 01:42:09,762 --> 01:42:13,115 (translator, with accent) -Emperor Napoleon Bonaparte of France 1603 01:42:13,365 --> 01:42:15,373 you are greeted by a Russian woman. 1604 01:42:16,371 --> 01:42:18,416 (menacing music) 1605 01:42:23,788 --> 01:42:25,288 -De vous. 1606 01:42:27,496 --> 01:42:30,389 (speaking french) 1607 01:42:32,494 --> 01:42:35,431 (speaking french) 1608 01:42:43,313 --> 01:42:46,415 (translator, with accent) -The Emperor is pleased, 1609 01:42:46,819 --> 01:42:50,161 what sane people are left in Russia. 1610 01:42:50,498 --> 01:42:52,916 There is no point in the Russians resisting. 1611 01:42:53,166 --> 01:42:56,110 What's there to protect, huh? Mosquitoes and swamps. 1612 01:42:56,418 --> 01:42:58,081 (speaking french) 1613 01:43:02,969 --> 01:43:04,469 (French speaking) 1614 01:43:04,719 --> 01:43:07,417 -What's he talking about? It's from Notre Dame de Paris. 1615 01:43:08,331 --> 01:43:11,112 What a bug! He didn't learn the lyrics and he's just banging out a song. 1616 01:43:11,583 --> 01:43:13,958 (speaking french) 1617 01:43:14,991 --> 01:43:17,693 (translator) -We've been informed that you have 1618 01:43:17,943 --> 01:43:21,502 curious about our majesty's information. 1619 01:43:22,844 --> 01:43:24,344 We're listening. 1620 01:43:28,388 --> 01:43:29,888 -М? 1621 01:43:33,595 --> 01:43:35,095 -Yes... 1622 01:43:35,565 --> 01:43:37,065 Anyway... 1623 01:43:38,877 --> 01:43:40,493 (majestic music) 1624 01:43:40,743 --> 01:43:42,472 You won't even make it to Moscow. 1625 01:43:42,722 --> 01:43:44,333 How's that, Bonaparte? 1626 01:43:44,781 --> 01:43:47,044 (dramatic music) 1627 01:44:05,340 --> 01:44:06,840 (shutter clicks) 1628 01:44:07,970 --> 01:44:09,470 -А! -Yes! 1629 01:44:10,000 --> 01:44:11,500 Have you seen it? Did you see it? 1630 01:44:16,849 --> 01:44:18,940 -Э! But! Stop, stop! 1631 01:44:19,697 --> 01:44:21,357 I stop! I stop! 1632 01:44:21,607 --> 01:44:23,107 Я... А! 1633 01:44:23,832 --> 01:44:25,450 Aah! Aah! 1634 01:44:26,654 --> 01:44:28,154 What are you, stupid? 1635 01:44:28,404 --> 01:44:30,355 Aah! I'm bleeding! Oh, my God! 1636 01:44:30,605 --> 01:44:33,482 Oh, my God, I'm hit! I'm hit in the butt! Aah! 1637 01:44:33,998 --> 01:44:35,667 I didn't sign up for this! 1638 01:44:35,917 --> 01:44:38,329 I'll take you to court, you bastards! 1639 01:44:39,018 --> 01:44:40,816 -Shit! -What do we do now? 1640 01:44:41,146 --> 01:44:42,739 -Jubilate, Grigory, jubilate! 1641 01:44:42,989 --> 01:44:45,714 You expected her to just to betray her. 1642 01:44:45,964 --> 01:44:49,558 But she even exceeded your plan. She bayoneted the girl! 1643 01:44:49,808 --> 01:44:53,022 -But she realized it was all an act. -And it's perfect! 1644 01:44:53,329 --> 01:44:55,068 I couldn't have expected a better ending! 1645 01:44:55,420 --> 01:44:57,929 You believed in her, took a risk and won! 1646 01:44:58,251 --> 01:44:59,862 Why are you standing there? Run to her! 1647 01:45:00,522 --> 01:45:04,200 -And tell her what? -What does a woman value more than a fairy tale? 1648 01:45:04,451 --> 01:45:05,960 The truth. 1649 01:45:06,211 --> 01:45:07,711 -Grisha! 1650 01:45:08,922 --> 01:45:10,422 Proud of you. 1651 01:45:12,068 --> 01:45:13,851 -Dad, I'm in a bit of a hurry right now. 1652 01:45:14,101 --> 01:45:16,289 Can you do it again later? -Yes. 1653 01:45:17,613 --> 01:45:20,984 -Now, Pasha, my work is done. 1654 01:45:21,755 --> 01:45:23,255 Please. 1655 01:45:26,498 --> 01:45:30,440 -I have an entreprise in Omsk tomorrow, I have a bed scene there! 1656 01:45:30,814 --> 01:45:32,327 You fucking majors! 1657 01:45:32,679 --> 01:45:34,665 They're all full of them! They're pissed off! 1658 01:45:35,076 --> 01:45:37,003 Call an ambulance, I'm going to die! 1659 01:45:39,994 --> 01:45:41,889 (siren) 1660 01:45:57,810 --> 01:45:59,393 -Don't worry, I'm alive. 1661 01:46:00,328 --> 01:46:02,606 -You think that surprises me now? 1662 01:46:03,070 --> 01:46:04,681 What the hell is this, huh? 1663 01:46:05,026 --> 01:46:06,919 Is this some kind of masquerade? A joke? 1664 01:46:07,169 --> 01:46:09,437 Were you guys messing with me? -We were helping you. 1665 01:46:09,687 --> 01:46:11,937 -"Helped"? -I'll explain everything. 1666 01:46:12,870 --> 01:46:15,305 -She shot Napoleon! 1667 01:46:16,729 --> 01:46:20,181 She didn't know it was an actor! Did she realize she'd be killed immediately? 1668 01:46:20,431 --> 01:46:21,931 -Of course I did! 1669 01:46:22,640 --> 01:46:24,543 Congratulations! -Congratulations on what? 1670 01:46:25,315 --> 01:46:26,815 -With a new daughter. 1671 01:46:27,316 --> 01:46:29,429 -Thank you. -What's in it for me? 1672 01:46:32,373 --> 01:46:34,514 -So you've seen me twice in your life, 1673 01:46:34,764 --> 01:46:37,641 knew nothing about me. and you set this whole thing up anyway? 1674 01:46:40,300 --> 01:46:41,800 For me? 1675 01:46:42,450 --> 01:46:43,950 -For you. 1676 01:46:45,327 --> 01:46:47,754 (heartfelt music) 1677 01:46:49,176 --> 01:46:51,543 (sobbing) Hey, come on. 1678 01:46:53,707 --> 01:46:55,207 -But I'm like. 1679 01:46:56,853 --> 01:46:58,591 After everything I've done. 1680 01:46:59,243 --> 01:47:00,743 It doesn't work that way. 1681 01:47:01,176 --> 01:47:02,676 -It happens. 1682 01:47:03,879 --> 01:47:05,902 -Katya! Katya, what a heroine, eh! 1683 01:47:06,152 --> 01:47:07,715 With Napoleon's bayonet! 1684 01:47:07,965 --> 01:47:09,468 -Luba! -I'm not Lyuba, I'm Sveta. 1685 01:47:09,718 --> 01:47:12,189 -Katya, you're crazy. I didn't expect that from you. 1686 01:47:12,439 --> 01:47:14,257 -Let me hug my daughter! 1687 01:47:15,307 --> 01:47:17,944 After a feat like that. you're really like a daughter to me. 1688 01:47:23,661 --> 01:47:25,161 -Mom! 1689 01:47:25,886 --> 01:47:28,172 (excited music) 1690 01:47:29,089 --> 01:47:30,700 I'm sorry, please. 1691 01:47:31,714 --> 01:47:33,214 -I'm sorry. 1692 01:47:35,134 --> 01:47:36,634 I love you so much. 1693 01:47:49,205 --> 01:47:51,047 -Did you see me die? -Very cool! 1694 01:47:51,298 --> 01:47:53,396 Have you seen me in captivity? -Genius! 1695 01:47:56,564 --> 01:47:58,064 А? 1696 01:48:02,228 --> 01:48:04,918 -Nastya, I know what we have to do. -Nastya, I know what we have to do. 1697 01:48:07,135 --> 01:48:08,889 -And what? -Daughter. 1698 01:48:13,714 --> 01:48:15,632 We need to become a real family. 1699 01:48:16,256 --> 01:48:18,654 Unless, of course, you divorce me. 1700 01:48:20,449 --> 01:48:23,432 -Where am I gonna leave you now? One-eyed. 1701 01:48:29,260 --> 01:48:31,704 (peaceful music) 1702 01:48:56,488 --> 01:48:57,988 -Would you like to drive? 1703 01:48:59,156 --> 01:49:00,656 -No, thank you. 1704 01:49:01,344 --> 01:49:02,955 You're better at this. 1705 01:49:19,705 --> 01:49:21,316 -I'm sorry I'm late. 1706 01:49:21,859 --> 01:49:23,359 -Oh, come on. 1707 01:49:23,609 --> 01:49:27,721 For our first date, you've chosen a gorgeous place, I love it. 1708 01:49:29,332 --> 01:49:32,239 -Lev Arnoldovich, let's get right to the point. 1709 01:49:33,931 --> 01:49:35,848 I am very impressed with your project. 1710 01:49:37,282 --> 01:49:39,133 What would you say if I 1711 01:49:40,369 --> 01:49:42,572 I suggest you zoom in? 1712 01:49:42,958 --> 01:49:44,719 -Scale? I like scale. 1713 01:49:45,399 --> 01:49:46,899 To what level? 1714 01:49:47,875 --> 01:49:49,386 -To the state. 1715 01:49:50,515 --> 01:49:52,015 You're going to love it. 1716 01:49:52,266 --> 01:49:54,843 -I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.